Witnessed deliberate crash this morning
Witnessed deliberate crash this morning
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Mr Gear

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9,416 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Today I saw someone deliberately drive their car into someone else’s car.

The traffic around Westminster is shocking today due to various road closures, and it must have been pretty stressful stuck in that in a car. But what I witnessed was nothing short of brain-dead.

Long story short is that a guy in a Mercedes (mini-cab I think) is in the wrong lane, and is indicating to move into the correct lane to make a turn. He is aiming to get his car in front of a guy in a brand new Golf, who is deliberately trying to block his manoeuvre. When the traffic finally shuffles forward a few feet, the guy in the Golf simply rams the guy in the Mercedes, smashing into his rear wheel-arch. Unbelievable. All he managed to achieve was a massive argument and to block the road further.

I crept past on my motorcycle and drew it to the attention of a nearby policeman, who will hopefully throw the book at the retard in the Golf, who will no doubt claim it was the fault of the bloke in the Mercedes turning in front of him.

dufflecoat

949 posts

259 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Sounds rock hard that dude. Scary!

Hoofy

80,014 posts

311 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Bizarre. I could imagine it would happen if it was a rusty heap of a Golf but it takes serious road rage to do it on a brand new one.

CYMR0

3,940 posts

229 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Hoofy said:
Bizarre. I could imagine it would happen if it was a rusty heap of a Golf but it takes serious hire car insurance to do it on a brand new one.
FTFY.

jon-

16,534 posts

245 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Hopefully another witness actually stopped to give a statement to the police officer you waved at, otherwise that's going 50/50...

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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jon- said:
Hopefully another witness actually stopped to give a statement to the police officer you waved at, otherwise that's going 50/50...
Most of the traffic was going nowhere, so the cars behind them will have still been there.

KungFuPanda

4,639 posts

199 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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If there were no witnesses, the driver of the Golf would probably lie and say that he was correctly proceeding at a moderate speed and the other driver suddenly and without warning moved into his lane. The point of contact of the tow vehicles would probably support the Golf driver too.

Hoofy

80,014 posts

311 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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CYMR0 said:
FTFY.
hehe

The CDW must have been expensive.

Baryonyx

18,280 posts

188 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Moral of the story? Ride a motorbike.

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Baryonyx said:
Moral of the story? Ride a motorbike.
Indeed. Two wheels only for me anywhere closer to central London than Clapham!

IanCress

4,409 posts

195 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Moral of the story: When the red mist descends and you feel like ramming another drive, try NOT ramming another driver. You will instantly regret it and it'll cost you a lot of money.

jon-

16,534 posts

245 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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IanCress said:
Moral of the story: When the red mist descends and you feel like ramming another drive, try NOT ramming another driver. You will instantly regret it and it'll cost you a lot of money.
You don't happen to own a new, recently damaged golf do you...

IanCress

4,409 posts

195 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Ha, no. Just thinking of those times when you get wound up and part of your brain considers doing something outrageous, but the sensible part of you tells you to back down.

Personally I would have just taken a picture and moved on. That's what any normal person would do.

mcflurry

9,189 posts

282 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Baryonyx said:
Moral of the story? Ride a motorbike.
Central London parts donor?

If the driver decided to road rage the bike, it wouldn't be a wheel arch, it could be a leg instead frown


Fire99

9,865 posts

258 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Personally I think the moral of this story is that if someone is desperate to pull in, let 'em and if someone is desperate to not let you in, wait and go for a different gap. A small dose of pride really isn't worth a pretty futile argument.

omgus

7,305 posts

204 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Simple way to avoid the hassle, just don't insure your car! That way you don't need to pay anything. And it's nearly as dumb as deliberately driving into someone.

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Fire99 said:
Personally I think the moral of this story is that if someone is desperate to pull in, let 'em and if someone is desperate to not let you in, wait and go for a different gap. A small dose of pride really isn't worth a pretty futile argument.
Yes. Keep calm and try not to kill anyone.



Toaster Pilot

14,863 posts

187 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Some nearly took my wing mirror off on a country lane this morning (well, did actually pop the glass off, leaving it dangling by the heater wire) - I thought for a minute you were the car behind me that witnessed it laugh

kambites

71,458 posts

250 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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Fire99 said:
Personally I think the moral of this story is that if someone is desperate to pull in, let 'em and if someone is desperate to not let you in, wait and go for a different gap. A small dose of pride really isn't worth a pretty futile argument.
yes Sounds like both drivers behaved like idiots.

Monkeylegend

29,185 posts

260 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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I blame the Government.