Well that's one way to get business...

[Rawwr]

If you run a hand carwash place, why not leaflet peoples' cars (whilst said car is on a private driveway and the owner is at work) with special leaflets that weld themselves to the windscreen as soon as they get wet.

Absolute bummers.

[s2sol]

Sorry about your windscreen, but bummers made me laugh. I don't think I've heard that from anyone other than me since I was at school.

[edo]

If they are anywhere close to being on your way somewhere I would be stopping by to get them to clean that off. cockgobblers.

[jimbop1]

Just take it to them like that and tell them to clean your car and that you don't expect to be charged. Winner

[Rawwr]

I did call them to advise them what happened. They were very apologetic. I managed to get it all off with a little elbow grease.

Naturally, being Pistonheads, I should've sent them a strongly-worded email insisting they rebuilt my car from scratch and gave me a 918 as a courtesy car.

[edo]

Rawwr said:

I did call them to advise them what happened. They were very apologetic. I managed to get it all off with a little elbow grease.

Naturally, being Pistonheads, I should've sent them a strongly-worded email insisting they rebuilt my car from scratch and gave me a 918 as a courtesy car.

Pansy!

[s2sol]

Did you call them bummers during the phone call?

[BHC]

s2sol said:

Did you call them bummers during the phone call?

I wanted to ask that

[Rawwr]

I did not, sorry.

[Wacky Racer]

Rawwr said:

I did call them to advise them what happened. They were very apologetic. I managed to get it all off with a little elbow grease.

Naturally, being Pistonheads, I should've sent them a strongly-worded email insisting they rebuilt my car from scratch and gave me a 918 as a courtesy car.

Fire a volley of Frozen sausages at them, kick their back doors in and nuke them from orbit, I usually find that does the trick with these kind of people.

[Asterix]

Have they got a dog?

[55palfers]

First world problem?

[Mr2Mike]

55palfers said:

First world problem?

A very unnecessary first world annoyance.

[twing]

Bummers, cockgobblers AND sausages in one thread? This has potential

[s2sol]

Rawwr said:

I did not, sorry.

I am disappoint.

[bigee]

I think the 'cockgobblers' surpassed the (till then)rather good 'bummers' comment.

[Riley Blue]

Mr2Mike said:

55palfers said:

First world problem?

A very unnecessary first world annoyance.

It's what the internet was invented for.

[s2sol]

bigee said:

I think the 'cockgobblers' surpassed the (till then)rather good 'bummers' comment.

Bummers was nostalgic for me, and therefore wins.

[twing]

By the looks of it if you buy 5 (from £5) you get one free. Not a bad deal to be fair. Best ad-thread I've seen so far OP

[edo]

bigee said:

I think the 'cockgobblers' surpassed the (till then)rather good 'bummers' comment.