"My name is Mr Penis Head"
"My name is Mr Penis Head"
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budgie smuggler

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6,054 posts

188 months

OllieC

3,816 posts

243 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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as usual no-one comes out of it smelling of roses.

why do people keep posting these vids (the people involved I mean, not the OP)

Edited by OllieC on Wednesday 18th June 16:06

Steffan

10,362 posts

257 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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OllieC said:
as usual no-one comes out of it smelling of roses.

why do people keep posting these vids (the one's involved I mean, not the OP)
Lacking judgement and desperate for publicity and celebrity. Sad bds.

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

219 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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OllieC said:
as usual no-one comes out of it smelling of roses.

why do people keep posting these vids (the one's involved I mean, not the OP)
In fairness, the near-miss was entirely the fault of the Jag driver. The ensuing argument however, was ridiculous.

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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As was the camera work. A view of the top of the bloke's head (which did look a bit like a massive penis, it must be said) and the roof of the car doesn't make for great telly.

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 18th June 16:22

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

178 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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It's the same old story - if you go looking for trouble, you'll probably find it.

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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My favourite was the guy in Cornwall last week, he was descending pretty quickly, 40ish kms, and a taxi was coming the other way up the hill, beeped him, so rather than shrug it off, the cyclist turns round and goes to find him to ask why he beeped him.

Taxi driver says "you were going a bit too fast and its a single carriage road so you dont know whats around the bend, you were in an aero tuck position, limited visibiity etc", cyclist tries to start a massive argument and looks like a tit in the process.

I stopped reading road.cc because they keep posting these videos aparrently showing cyclists under attack. As others have said, dicks on bikes and dicks in cars always seem to find each other....

80sMatchbox

3,997 posts

205 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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There is a comment on youtube saying "Mr PH"...I hope they don't think that he's a PHer!! wink Hmm, he might be associated with PH, if his name is indeed as stated on youtube..

It's probably not a great idea to act like a bell-end* with your name on your car..

I had someone come as close as ever to t-boning me yesterday, and immediately wished I had a camera as he sped away at such a rate, I never got his plate..


  • see what I did there? hehe


Edited by 80sMatchbox on Wednesday 18th June 19:15

Daveyraveygravey

2,112 posts

213 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Justin Cyder said:
It's the same old story - if you go looking for trouble, you'll probably find it.
That reads like you're blaming the cyclist. The car totally cut him up either by accident or deliberately and then reversed on to a roundabout to confront the innocent party - even accusing the cyclist of provoking him! He should be banned from driving and locked up.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

178 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Not at all. It's clear the driver should have given way. Read it any way you like though, no skin off my nose.

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Daveyraveygravey said:
Justin Cyder said:
It's the same old story - if you go looking for trouble, you'll probably find it.
That reads like you're blaming the cyclist. The car totally cut him up either by accident or deliberately and then reversed on to a roundabout to confront the innocent party - even accusing the cyclist of provoking him! He should be banned from driving and locked up.
Whilst you're quite right, there does seem to be something particularly belligerent about cyclists with helmet cams. I've cycled around 6,500 miles in London in the last three years, and I've only seen three cases of full on aggro between a cyclist and a motorist. In every case, the cyclist was at pains to point out to the motorist that he was being filmed.

One type of cyclists would see Mr Penis Head approaching the roundabout too fast, lift off a touch, let him pass and think to themselves "aren't you a prize bellend".

A second type of cyclist thinks "I'm in the right, so why should I slow down".

It's invariably the second type who wears a camera and records every ride. Mr Penis Head is equally wrong in both scenarios, but for the sake of a second or two, why go looking for hassle on your bike?

dxg

10,730 posts

289 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Did he remember that his name was on the car and he appears to be someone who manufactures sand rails?

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

178 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Kermit power said:
Whilst you're quite right, there does seem to be something particularly belligerent about cyclists with helmet cams. I've cycled around 6,500 miles in London in the last three years, and I've only seen three cases of full on aggro between a cyclist and a motorist. In every case, the cyclist was at pains to point out to the motorist that he was being filmed.

Hmmm. Whilst there is an obvious temptation to agree, the videos we see are by definition from cyclists with cameras, one wonders who is in the majority? And the plural of anecdote is not data, assuming you don't actually have deity like omnipresent powers alongside your thousands of miles, helping you witness everything that happens everywhere.

2222

295 posts

180 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Brilliant!
jag driver is a complete bell end
Not only does he drive like a tt, but he than has to back up across the roundabout when completely in the wrong and argue his case.

Wonder if jimbop has a jag

Dammit

3,816 posts

237 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Heh, that's awesome.He's clearly a total douchebag, I wonder if he's got the cojones to stand up?

selym

9,581 posts

200 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Dammit said:
Heh, that's awesome.He's clearly a total douchebag, I wonder if he's got the cojones to stand up?
No more than the cyclist with his number plate reading skills on display.

No-one is the winner.

williredale

2,866 posts

181 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Quality swearing!

Not sure about the rest of it though...

FredClogs

14,041 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Made me sing...

I like driving in my car...

it's not quite a jaguar...

etc...

so glad i don't live in the SE, you people really need to just have a look at yourselves.

TKF

6,232 posts

264 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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swerni said:
I have it on good authority that Mr Penis Head is in fact a PHer.
I won't say who, but I'm sure it will come out if the thread runs on
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=0&memberId=213140&t=1234044&f=30&mid=37893

Given his name is plastered all over his car he's not difficult to find. Twitter and Facebook removed and website now "under construction".

Edited by TKF on Wednesday 18th June 22:43

JQ

6,801 posts

208 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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Judging by his reputation on PH, I very much doubt he'll be back here any time soon.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...