Fake unmarked plod car in Dorset
Fake unmarked plod car in Dorset
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DennisTheMenace

Original Poster:

15,605 posts

297 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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If for some reason you have to tolerate Dorset there is an Astra estate on a y plate going around between poole and Dorchester being driven by some sad old twat who has bought some strobe lights syuck them to his dash and thinks he is something he isnt ,
bumped into him twice now and because its dark diddnt manage to get the reg apart from the fact its a Y plate, It dosent bother me as i left him in a cloud of black soot on the puddletown bypass as he tried using his blue disco lights and flashing of main beam to get me to stop . hopefully i will get the reg so i can report him , also hopeing the police take a very grim veiw of it anbd throw the book at the sad tosser

g_attrill

9,037 posts

275 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I should hope so. I would have called it in as soon as I got home though - very slim chance it could have been a real copper. However very very few people use dash lights in the UK so I doubt it. A yellow Astra estate also doesn't strike me as being a car any police force would use, unmarked or otherwise.

Gareth

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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If you can get the plate then report it instantly!

This man could be dangerous. Pulling over a young woman at night comes to mind...

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Call his bluff. If you see him doing it, tell him you're an off duty officer, and what force is he from?

That'll shut him up.

Then report him.

Bonce

4,339 posts

308 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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How do you know he isn't the chief constable?

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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DennisTheMenace said:
If for some reason you have to tolerate Dorset there is an Astra estate on a y plate going around between poole and Dorchester being driven by some sad old twat who has bought some strobe lights syuck them to his dash and thinks he is something he isnt ,
bumped into him twice now and because its dark diddnt manage to get the reg apart from the fact its a Y plate, It dosent bother me as i left him in a cloud of black soot on the puddletown bypass as he tried using his blue disco lights and flashing of main beam to get me to stop . hopefully i will get the reg so i can report him , also hopeing the police take a very grim veiw of it anbd throw the book at the sad tosser


Blimey! This does need reporting. Could be a real psycho...

cptsideways

13,884 posts

281 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Yep defiantely, crimewatch last month had someone doing that who raped & murdered a woman he stopped.

Report it ASAP NOW

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Bonce said:
How do you know he isn't the chief constable?



As Ghost pointed out, he could be a very dangerous pervert!

Bonce

4,339 posts

308 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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A priest, you mean?

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Bonce said:
A priest, you mean?


Or a chief constable

james_j

3,996 posts

284 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I guess he'll be the first in line for one of these new village vigilante jobs.

Think of the joy at his new-found power as he is handed his laser, flourescent jacket and goes armed to catch drivers in his home town.

Tafia

2,658 posts

277 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Bonce said:
How do you know he isn't the chief constable?


'cos it's not in Wales.

john_p

7,073 posts

279 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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g_attrill said:
I should hope so. I would have called it in as soon as I got home though - very slim chance it could have been a real copper. However very very few people use dash lights in the UK so I doubt it. A yellow Astra estate also doesn't strike me as being a car any police force would use, unmarked or otherwise.

Gareth





Wait, how do you know it's yellow?

Jumps to tabloid conclusion it's your car isn't it!!




>> Edited by john_p on Wednesday 8th December 14:11

Dibble

13,276 posts

269 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Report it with what details you have - PNC can be searched without a full registration. It'll just come back with more results than the single one you'd get if you had the whole VRM; same as any database search really.

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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MilnerR said:

Bonce said:
How do you know he isn't the chief constable?




As Ghost pointed out, he could be a very dangerous pervert!


DennisTheMenace

Original Poster:

15,605 posts

297 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Right i will keep my eyes peeled , the two times i have seen him have been in the dark plus , i will definatly shop him , feel a bit of a prat for not doing so the 1st time , but leaving him standing @100+ while he tried keeping up was too good to miss second time he was on the opposite carrage way .

AFAIK
Its a White Astra LS Estate on a Y plate i think there was only 2 numbers and the last set of numbers began with an s
Not really a lot to go on is it

g_attrill

9,037 posts

275 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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john_p said:

Wait, how do you know it's yellow?

Jumps to tabloid conclusion it's your car isn't it!!



Umm... uh..... umm... read y-reg and then thought I read yellow.... honest like... I was in bed at the time....

Boosted LS1

21,200 posts

289 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I know the traffic officer who covers that area really well I'll tell him about this and see what he thinks. They do use stealth cars but not for traffic operations where they would want to stop a speeding vehicle.

Boosted.

>> Edited by Boosted LS1 on Wednesday 8th December 22:16

Wacky Racer

41,335 posts

276 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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parrot of doom said:
Call his bluff. If you see him doing it, tell him you're an off duty officer, and what force is he from?

That'll shut him up.

Then report him.




Yeah, but what if he really IS a copper, he will report YOU for impersonating a police officer......

Boosted LS1

21,200 posts

289 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Nah, I'd arrest him if he looks to good. Where's your public spirit, go on I dare you? If his name's Nick then say sorry very profusely and mention me. You'll only get 5 years then he he.

Boosted.