Some T..t just dented my MG

[wildcat45]

Stupid fking thick fat careless oaf parked his shiny black 4 x 4 next to the MG and like some mindless moron then opened his fking door into the rear wing of my MGF.

Nice little Land-Rover shaped door dent there now, oh and it left black paint in the dent from his ttty car.

I was furious. My wife was too and gave the bloke a right bking as he stood there staring at his feet taking a telling off.

This didn't happen in some supermarket car park. It happened on my drive.

The stupid fat careless fker in the Land Rover was me.

I can't belive I have damaged both my cars. I give less of a toss about the Landy's now chipped paint. It's the little MG that upsets me.

Last week I scratched the other door of the Landy when I accidentally bashed it with the dog crate.

What a wker.

[mondeoman]

[IvanSTi]

[funkyrobot]

Did you get details off the chap?

At least you caught him. Most people just drive away and never get caught.

I've had people bang my head, stub my toe and wk me off (lots).

[perdu]

BURN the bd!

go on, go on



Most of the damage ever done to my Midget was done by me but when the guy across the road reversed into my door I could/should have killed him

The insurance didn't get me an unrestored 1966 door did it?

[Bibbs]

Should have returned the favour, and opened the MGF car door into the side of the 4x4.

Then it would have been even.

[RizzoTheRat]

My wife reversed in to my car the other week.

[vx220]

I can't believe we've reached this many posts without someone suggesting hammering frozen sausages into your own lawn!?

[funkyrobot]

RizzoTheRat said:

My wife reversed in to my car the other week.

Got in backwards?

[funkyrobot]

Bibbs said:

Should have returned the favour, and opened the MGF car door into the side of the 4x4.

Then it would have been even.

Better still, he could have sat in his car and waited for the idiot to return. Nothing like sorting it out face to face.













In this instance, one would require the use of a large mirror.

[BoRED S2upid]

Sell the landrover it's obviously too much for you have the mg as your daily.

[mikefacel]

vx220 said:

I can't believe we've reached this many posts without someone suggesting hammering frozen sausages into your own lawn!?

I suspect he won't be hammering his sausage into his wife's lawn for some time.

[Grandad7184]

im sure you can now claim for loss of earnings,whiplash and what ever else they can claim for.

[wildcat45]

The sad thing is that we are both well built company directors. He's well connected and not to be messed with.

Do you reckon a strongly worded email would put him in the back foot?

I am looking to blame someone here. Shall I get an accident management firm in?

[funkyrobot]

wildcat45 said:

The sad thing is that we are both well built company directors. He's well connected and not to be messed with.

Do you reckon a strongly worded email would put him in the back foot?

I am looking to blame someone here. Shall I get an accident management firm in?

Whiplash. Ambulance chaser law firm. Sue him for everything he has. Smoke a celebratory cigar in his face. Shag his wife. Job done.

[0llie]

Throw a can of Red Bull at him, that'll teach him

[anonymous-user]

Did he look like a ? May not be worth the hassle, you don't want to come home one day and find him waiting for you in your kitchen.

[ging84]

obviously it was your wife's fault!

[stuh1980]

I feel your pain!, just the other day i reversed the mondeo into a solid post thinking i knew better than the parking sensors!, left a nice little crease on the corner of the bumper,

[stuh1980]

I feel your pain!, just the other day i reversed the mondeo into a solid post thinking i knew better than the parking sensors!, left a nice little crease on the corner of the bumper,