Ryanair jets in Stansted collision

[jbswagger]

Ryanair jets damaged in Stansted Airport collision

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-2807277...

[HoHoHo]

Rather have an accident on the ground than one that might happen in the air.

Edited by HoHoHo on Saturday 28th June 21:48

[Mojocvh]

hohoho that's going to cost.

[hows ur insurance these days btw?]

[FourWheelDrift]

Ryanair will be introducing a ground collision surcharge to all passengers tomorrow.

[CoolC]

Both pilots breathalysed.

Surely the one responsible is the person driving the pushing back truck thingy (whatever the correct name for them is)

no need for investigation, I've sorted it

[226bhp]

Stanstead.

[TimJMS]

226bhp said:

Stanstead.

No.

[LHRFlightman]

Tug.

Stansted.

That is all.

[mybrainhurts]

226bhp said:

Stanstead.

Stansted...

[mybrainhurts]

Mr O'Leary will not be amused...

[MiniMan64]

Strikes me that this one isn't Ryanairs fault but rather the ground crew from the airport responsible for guiding the aircraft around

[HoHoHo]

Mojocvh said:

hohoho that's going to cost.

[hows ur insurance these days btw?]

Better

[mybrainhurts]

MiniMan64 said:

Strikes me that this one isn't Ryanairs fault but rather the ground crew from the airport responsible for guiding the aircraft around

Things always go downhill when Manchester Airport buys another airport...

[CAPP0]

Ryanair passenger said:

Thank God it only hit the wing as if it was the body of the plane it'd been apocalypse

[226bhp]

Stansted.
It just looks wrong....
Blames the red wine, hangs head in shame....

[mybrainhurts]

Give yourself a damn' good thrashing, sir...

[williamp]

MiniMan64 said:

Strikes me that this one isn't Ryanairs fault but rather the ground crew from the airport responsible for guiding the aircraft around

..,and nothing to do with the taxiing aircraft moving at a high speed trying to save time getting to the gate.

Ryanair pilots. They all drive Audis...

[226bhp]

mybrainhurts said:

Give yourself a damn' good thrashing, sir...

I've turned myself in.

[mybrainhurts]

Into what...?

[Mojocvh]

HoHoHo said:

Mojocvh said:

hohoho that's going to cost.

[hows ur insurance these days btw?]

Better

sweet.