Black velvet Panamera.

[993kimbo]

Wherever you are and whoever you may be....

I saw you driving down a remote East Sussex road the other day and had to try and remember whether I'd been drinking or not.

Hats off to Mavericks like you and long may there be people like you who dare to be different.

Edited by 993kimbo on Monday 30th June 07:21

[g7jhp]

You mean this?

[993kimbo]

That's the one, although there may be others.

It looks a bit dodgy in photos.

I was Gobsmacked when I saw it. And I've never used that word before to describe a car.

Best of all, it looked like Ozbourne was piloting.

Edited by 993kimbo on Sunday 29th June 19:49

[mollytherocker]

I really hope it wasn't Ozzy. He is one of my heros. He wouldn't do this. Please tell me it wasn't Ozzy!

[993kimbo]

Of course he would do this.

I'm seriously thinking about doing my next 993 in this. In fact, I think I will.
Watch this space.

[mollytherocker]

993kimbo said:

Of course he would do this.

I'm seriously thinking about doing my next 993 in this. In fact, I think I will.
Watch this space.

Ozzy only passed his driving test a couple of years ago. He has no interest in cars whatsoever!

Then again, it could be the perfect car for the prince of darkness...

[993kimbo]

Exactly. He would have got one of the kids to do it.

[Grandfondo]

That is fking awful.

[993kimbo]

Not in real life it's not.

It's excellent.

[Grandfondo]

993kimbo said:

Not in real life it's not.

It's excellent.

Once the pigeons are done with it, it will look like a shot stained hookers bedspread!

[Spanna]

Grandfondo said:

993kimbo said:

Not in real life it's not.

It's excellent.

Once the pigeons are done with it, it will look like a shot stained hookers bedspread!

You'd be surprised how good the aftercare products for wraps of this type are.
Do it OP!

[2.5pi]

Not sure that the glass sunroof adds much to the ..ahem...look

[mollytherocker]

2.5pi said:

Not sure that the glass sunroof adds much to the ..ahem...look

To be honest you could erect a 6ft plastic pink cock on the roof and it would look exactly the same.

[Zyp]

The tyres need a bit of dressing on them.

[anonymous-user]

It looks like a giant black brothel creeper.

[AndrewIC]

The guy who owns that is one of the nicest blokes I've met, from one of the Stan's originally, lives in the East Grinstead area and London. Obviously he is slightly eccentric, but just has fun, last I heard he was looking at fitting infa-red cameras to it so he could watch out for the police at night.

[993kimbo]

Next time you see him, tell him he's a legend.

[HTP99]

993kimbo said:

Next time you see him, tell him he's a legendcock.

[993kimbo]

Wrong.

Just because you don't like what he's done to his car doesn't make him a cock.

[nichesports]

Disgusting!!