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Dave VXR8

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87 posts

151 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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So while it was dry I took the car down to my local car wash, the guys down there always use new sponges and things when I turn up, I've got a good relationship with he owner. Anyway, get engaged by the guys in the usual, is it a Mazda conversation.....and and new guy comes up to me. I had and hard time not laughing at the next conversation.

So he begins to tell me how much he loves the VXR8 and how he knows everything about the mitsubishi engine they have in them....right.

Then he goes on to tell me about his MK1 Golf that has just has a new aluminium engine, The old one blew from too much power apparently. I asked him what had been done and he replies....nothing. He then tells me he took it to the Pod and it ran a 5 second quarter with a trap of 247 mph and it will rape me every second of the day haha haha. He then showed me this beast, which suffice it to say was a Max power special, with no mods not made out of fibreglass. It did have a CAI which apparently is good for 100 hp. biggrin Apparently my exhaust will look much better and sound better and add power if I go to halfords and get a screw on end bit....

Anyway I barely kept a straight face and laughed the rest of the way home. He fully believes his bs as well!

Just thought I'd share.

Edited by Dave VXR8 on Tuesday 8th July 20:29

007 VXR

64,187 posts

218 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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rofl

S800VXR

5,877 posts

231 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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I find it hard not to tell people like that to fk off as they are tits but then the world would be a boring place if we were all the same I suppose.

Wish I could bring myself to let someone else clean my car! But it's just not gonna happen.

007 VXR

64,187 posts

218 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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S800VXR said:
Wish I could bring myself to let someone else clean my car! But it's just not gonna happen.
I can biggrin

ARAF

20,759 posts

254 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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007 VXR said:
S800VXR said:
Wish I could bring myself to let someone else clean my car! But it's just not gonna happen.
I can biggrin
So can I, but I only have him do it a few times a year. The rest of the time, I just give the car a neutral wash, so I don't undo his work.

Rich NI

91 posts

166 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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I thought it was only me who gets talking to tits like that.Met a guy at a car show who had a 1993 celica 2.0 gt which he proceeded to inform me that it had 260 bhp which wud be 100bhp more than standard.I asked him was it turbo or supercharged & how has it got 260bhp & the answer was " it just has" i had to walk away wondering to myself how these guys even dress themselves in the mornings.

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

241 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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S800VXR said:
I find it hard not to tell people like that to fk off as they are tits but then the world would be a boring place if we were all the same I suppose.
you been tellin me for years but I don't listen!


22BAndy

28 posts

150 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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ahhh hahahah fkn brilliant!!!!

I had a guy once tell me he added an extra cylinder to his engine.......

S800VXR

5,877 posts

231 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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stigmundfreud said:
S800VXR said:
I find it hard not to tell people like that to fk off as they are tits but then the world would be a boring place if we were all the same I suppose.
you been tellin me for years but I don't listen!
Correction, we have all been telling you!! wink