Had to laugh...
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So while it was dry I took the car down to my local car wash, the guys down there always use new sponges and things when I turn up, I've got a good relationship with he owner. Anyway, get engaged by the guys in the usual, is it a Mazda conversation.....and and new guy comes up to me. I had and hard time not laughing at the next conversation.
So he begins to tell me how much he loves the VXR8 and how he knows everything about the mitsubishi engine they have in them....right.
Then he goes on to tell me about his MK1 Golf that has just has a new aluminium engine, The old one blew from too much power apparently. I asked him what had been done and he replies....nothing. He then tells me he took it to the Pod and it ran a 5 second quarter with a trap of 247 mph and it will rape me every second of the day haha haha. He then showed me this beast, which suffice it to say was a Max power special, with no mods not made out of fibreglass. It did have a CAI which apparently is good for 100 hp.
Apparently my exhaust will look much better and sound better and add power if I go to halfords and get a screw on end bit....
Anyway I barely kept a straight face and laughed the rest of the way home. He fully believes his bs as well!
Just thought I'd share.
So he begins to tell me how much he loves the VXR8 and how he knows everything about the mitsubishi engine they have in them....right.
Then he goes on to tell me about his MK1 Golf that has just has a new aluminium engine, The old one blew from too much power apparently. I asked him what had been done and he replies....nothing. He then tells me he took it to the Pod and it ran a 5 second quarter with a trap of 247 mph and it will rape me every second of the day haha haha. He then showed me this beast, which suffice it to say was a Max power special, with no mods not made out of fibreglass. It did have a CAI which apparently is good for 100 hp.
Apparently my exhaust will look much better and sound better and add power if I go to halfords and get a screw on end bit....Anyway I barely kept a straight face and laughed the rest of the way home. He fully believes his bs as well!
Just thought I'd share.
Edited by Dave VXR8 on Tuesday 8th July 20:29
I thought it was only me who gets talking to tits like that.Met a guy at a car show who had a 1993 celica 2.0 gt which he proceeded to inform me that it had 260 bhp which wud be 100bhp more than standard.I asked him was it turbo or supercharged & how has it got 260bhp & the answer was " it just has" i had to walk away wondering to myself how these guys even dress themselves in the mornings.
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k off as they are tits but then the world would be a boring place if we were all the same I suppose.
