what information would stop you driving

[car wankers]

just wondering.

[cocopop]

"Breaking News, Snipers on all UK bridges aiming for Mazda drivers" would stop me driving.

[Matt UK]

That my brake lines had been cut?

What sort of first post nonsense question is this anyway?

Ah, I see the OP name. Troll is not a subtle troll.

[StoatInACoat]

"Hello, this is Kent police. I'm afraid your car has been stolen".

That information would stop me driving.

[jamieduff1981]

With a username like "car wkers" and a post history of "1" asking how to get us off the roads, can I be the first to offer you a warm and heartfelt "fk Off"?

[Pablo16v]

If there was a wasps nest between me and the car.....<shudders>.

[McSatan]

Spotting a troll at the roadside being bummed to death by a booming Brian Blessed. I'd stop driving, get out, and point and laugh.

[Impasse]

"That last cup of tea you drank was actually vodka."

[Matt UK]

Schools out for summer!

[car wankers]

so no evidence from science then?

[TankRizzo]

car wkers said:

so no evidence from science then?

What?

[car wankers]

how would you feel about the dumping of toxic chemicals in your back garden?

[cocopop]

car wkers said:

so no evidence from science then?

Based on your post from another thread...

car wkers said:

i enjoy cycling along pavements against the traffic flow, giving all the car wkers the one finger salute, and theres nothing they can do. hahahaha.

I think it's safe to assume JamieDuff is right.

I'm going to go home tonight and run my RX7 for an hour for no reason other than emissions

[car wankers]

"what?"

that is hilarious. "information. whats that" lol

[TankRizzo]

car wkers said:

I am 12

Oh. I see. I'm out.

[McSatan]

car wkers said:

so no evidence from science then?

I *am* a scientist. And my evidence says "Drive!" I've written it all down in many huge books, as paper absorbs CO2, much like tarmac, so I'm going to chop down all those stty trees in the rainforests to build roads to the massive libraries containing my evidence, thus saving the planet.

[jamieduff1981]

car wkers said:

how would you feel about the dumping of toxic chemicals in your back garden?

Are you:

a) A moron?

b) A smelly soap dodger?

c) The type of autocrat who won't be satisfied until anything frivolous in this world has been banned?


Seriously - what is wrong with you?

[car wankers]

"I'm going to go home tonight and run my RX7 for an hour for no reason other than emissions "

mature. i hope your children (if applicable) will be grateful in 30 years

[wolves_wanderer]

car wkers said:

how would you feel about the dumping of toxic chemicals in your back garden?

aroused

[cocopop]

car wkers said:

mature.

Pot, kettle...