The most text in an add....

[surveyor]

This must surely be a contender...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Ford-Focus-Titanium...

I'm not even sure it works as I suffer eye spasm trying to read it all....

[X5TUU]

Since when is a visible VIN a selling feature ... Makes my head hurt to look at it!

[CanAm]

The bit that jumped out at me was "Tonneau cover". On an estate car?

[AuthurDaley]

'Rear overhead dome courtesy light' is what swayed me. Sort after optional extra as opposed to the standard square courtesy light.