A cabbie picks up a Nun........
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
Number One, you have to be single and
Number Two, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Dave and I'm going to a fancy dress party."
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
Number One, you have to be single and
Number Two, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Dave and I'm going to a fancy dress party."
ukBOB said:
S2 be time faar anotha Jamaican spleef today, ay man 
Yeah man, no problem ....keep it real.
Respect!
I tell you what, I was even asked whether I wanted some coke, not the bottled variety!
I was asked if I wanted any drugs about 5 or 6 times whilst there, this surprised me as it's as illegal there as it is here under British laws.
Airport security are pretty hot too (I was searched 3 times), so not worth bringing anything home if you felt inclined to do so.
I don't need it though, I'm high on life and there's also the buzz of driving the TVR!
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