Suggestions for a present

[pwig]

Reet this crimble we have a polish bloke coming over, which my step mothers, sisters, son met in the states and became friends. This chappie has no family, so it coming over to us.

The question is, what do we get him as a gift? Say up to a tenner but don't know if he drinks or not. The bloke is in his 20's.

Any suggestions?

[Balmoral Green]

Dunno what you could get him, but you should be set for pressies though. What does he sell, Zymol or AutoGlym? Does he have free samples?

[Mr E]

PMSL.

Polish as in from Poland I assume.....
....or are you all going to have sparkley cars for Xmas.

[Lois-PIE]

a shammy?

[sparkythecat]

Don't know about a present for him but get him to bring you some krupnic (not sure of spelling) It's a Polish honey vodka, it's really cheap and tastes ......

[pwig]

Lois-PIE said:

a shammy?

If you are gonna take the piss at least spell it right

[love machine]

He's polish. A couple of cans of lighter fluid should suffice

[pug406]

How about



He will think it's classy

[wedge girl]

Given that all advice was ignored last time, you may as well just go ahead and get one.

[srebbe64]

pwig said:

which my step mothers, sisters, son met in the states

Why the hell are you involved. I could easily have a step-mother's, sister's, son's friend and wouldn't even know it!

>> Edited by srebbe64 on Wednesday 15th December 20:55

[simpo two]

How about something 'English' to remind him of his visit? If he drinks, a bottle of Beefeater Gin perhaps. If he doesn't, well, think gift shop... eg tin of shortbread, stick of rock, Brit-flavoured afershave, or souvenir for his mantlepiece etc... basically things he can't get in Poland.

[EmmaP]

simpo two said:

Brit-flavoured aftershave...

I know he's Polish, but don't you think that's a bit harsh?

[EmmaP]

You could say, "I thought about getting you a present, but decided not to get you one. Well, it's the thought that counts isn't it?"

[mybrainhurts]

He might like a pole dancer.........