friday afternoon boredom
friday afternoon boredom
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DimmaDan

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703 posts

285 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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scruff400

3,757 posts

283 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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Marvelous.

Toffer

1,528 posts

283 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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Should be called "Numpty News"

JonRB

79,077 posts

294 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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The classifieds at www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/framley038.html are even funnier.

DimmaDan

Original Poster:

703 posts

285 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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check the property section, houses for sale with no windows, two dimensional houses etc,

Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

306 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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The classifieds at www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/framley038.html are even funnier.


Toilet Duck Turns water blue but pecked my arse. Removes crust under rim. £4.

Classic! ROFLMAO!

scruff400

3,757 posts

283 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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Volkswagon Quagwat 2.0, not right from day one, handles like a rowing boat full of drugged children

and

Camcorder wanted ASAP, baby about to fall out of high chair,

and

Incompetantly drawn hand made fathers day card depicting some sort of blue square holding hands with larger green triangle (possibly car?). Message inside reads ' Please love me daddy from Josie, but spelt wrong. £offers, unwanted gift

Priceless - surprised you've not visited it yet...

grevlinggott

178 posts

284 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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i rather liked in the classifieds:

"lucky pregnancy test kit, used once, negative"

JonRB

79,077 posts

294 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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NISSAN THROATGRIPPER 4x2, terrifying 7.0L 3-gearbox 6-wheel chrome and reinforced leather nightmare covered in roo bars and spotlights. The worst investment I ever made. I only needed it for the school run. £12,000 or anything. Tel Linda (not her real name)

I wonder if the author reads PistonHeads?

DimmaDan

Original Poster:

703 posts

285 months

Friday 26th July 2002
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' Dog biscuits, 3 flavours, Poodle, Labrador and Custard St Bernard. £5 a box or £5 a box'

'Colander that lets the lumps out but leaves the liquid in. £15. Box FE8741. And no, I don't know how it works.'

to name but a few