Superb car features

[juliethotel]

Got me new motor the other day, came with all of these great features:


Mechanically assisted directional adjustment device.

Motorised hydro visual impairment defacilitator.

Multi selectional torque ratio actuation device.

Thermo-modificational lateral retro image reflection providers.

Variable momentum gaining foot lever.

Manually controlled vehicular motion inhibitor.

Rubberised orbicular traction enablers.

Pressure activated friction binding deceleration devices.

Electrolysed directional 3 stage sight providing system.



They really make a difference to the drive, what great features does your car have?

[m8rky]

Actually for real the excellent auto lights and wipers on my Xsara, probably of more value than any fancy DRL/Fog light on off when cornering gizmo malarky.

[PurpleMoonlight]

Cup holders and electric windows.

(only relevant to those old enough to remember cars that didn't have them)

[mattshiz]

my cars roof folds down.

[zeduffman]

m8rky said:

Actually for real the excellent auto lights and wipers on my Xsara, probably of more value than any fancy DRL/Fog light on off when cornering gizmo malarky.

Until it's foggy rather than dark and you sit completely invisible to anyone, because you've forgotten how to use lights appropriately and rely on electronics to judge when they're required rather than your brain.

Sorry, just a bugbear that has been particularly relevant lately.

[littlebasher]

My £500 shed special has these strange levers on the back doors, which open and close the window when turned.

Presumably they're part of a 'keep fit' package to build up arm muscles

[juliethotel]

PurpleMoonlight said:

Cup holders and electric windows.

(only relevant to those old enough to remember cars that didn't have them)

Most of my cars havn't had the practically mounted liquid refreshment facilitators, shame; they are useful.

As for motorised multi-position atmospherical exposure panes, I can take them or leave them.

[m8rky]

zeduffman said:

m8rky said:

Actually for real the excellent auto lights and wipers on my Xsara, probably of more value than any fancy DRL/Fog light on off when cornering gizmo malarky.

Until it's foggy rather than dark and you sit completely invisible to anyone, because you've forgotten how to use lights appropriately and rely on electronics to judge when they're required rather than your brain.

Sorry, just a bugbear that has been particularly relevant lately.

The Citroen system turns on the lights automatically after the wipers have been on for over five seconds.
I also am able to react to other low visibity scenarios that may not trigger the lights, but thanks for the judgement.

[vikingaero]

Mrs V.'s Mitsubishi i-Car has a handy upside down hidden tissue holder which makes me wipe less bogeys on the seat base.

[stain]

New S Class has heated armrests as well as heated seats.