Things you thought made a car sporty as a kid.
Things you thought made a car sporty as a kid.
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Tiger Tim

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1,825 posts

252 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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I was chatting to a mate about this last night and it got us both laughing at the funny things we were told that made a car sporty.

My dad has a Volvo 740 which had 'overdrive'. He made out that hitting that button would make the car twice as fast. smile the funny thing is I convinced myself that we were going faster when he pushed the button.

Later when I started driving I was astounded when I got a car with a rev counter. After my OHV1.0l
Nova in poo brown having a 205XS that I could watch the revs rise and fall never failed to impress me.

What else?

J4CKO

46,839 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Tyre width and the max speed on the speedo.

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Anything with more than one exhaust.

If a car had 4 exhausts and another had 2 then it had to be the quickest hehe

richs2891

906 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Had to be pop up headlights !

Sycamore

2,203 posts

148 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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As above, the max speed shown on the speedo.

I used to check what a cars max speed was when I saw them parked up. Never knew a 1litre car could do 140!

Baryonyx

18,283 posts

189 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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A car with twin exhausts. Back when I was young, you could see the E30 M3's, Capri 2.8i's etc etc all bedecked in twin exhaust trim.

These days, it's just as likely to be a dirty diesel with twin tail pipes. The four cylinder performance car will likely have an exhaust for each cylinder!

Hooli

32,278 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
Anything with more than one exhaust.

If a car had 4 exhausts and another had 2 then it had to be the quickest hehe
There used to be a 'max power drivers handbook' & it had a rule for working out how fast a car is - wipers / exhausts = speed. So single wiper & four pipes is faster than two wipers & one pipe. Hence a chaved up saxo will race a M3 hehe

supertouring

2,228 posts

263 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Cibie Oscars - X2 fast X4 faster

spitfire-ian

4,225 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Definitely in the early 80's at primary school the max speed written on the speedo was the way to tell whose dad had the fastest car smile

Frankthered

1,688 posts

210 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Head restraints - they weren't that common when I was a kid and usually only came with sports seats.

Obviously, they were needed for all the neck-snapping acceleration of the Fiat 127 Sport!

Asterix

24,438 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Carlos Fandango wheels obviously!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqqZ28m8uCo

...and the speedo thing.

selym

9,581 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Those black plastic louvre window cover/spoiler things on Capris etc. Oh, Rostyles as well.










Vinyl roof anyone?

ManOpener

12,467 posts

199 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Rear spoilers.

Phil Dicky

7,194 posts

293 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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supertouring said:
Cibie Oscars - X2 fast X4 faster
I want some more Cibie Oscars smile

Speedracer329

1,507 posts

207 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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If it said Ferrari or Jaguar on the boot lip!

selym

9,581 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Phil Dicky said:
supertouring said:
Cibie Oscars - X2 fast X4 faster
I want some more Cibie Oscars smile
I saw a Golf Mk4 with Cibie Oscars the other day. Not sporty. I guess it needs to be a 70s/80s rally slag, not a 90s bloated insult to the people's car!

alangla

6,743 posts

211 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Haven grown up in the 1980s, TURBO - preferably in large letters on the back window.
Gull doors helped as well. Still love a Countach.

John145

2,746 posts

186 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Low CoG.

SHutchinson

2,375 posts

214 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Jacked up rear suspension, slot mags and rubber lightning strips. "That thing must be insane!!"

LP670

910 posts

156 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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red carpets and a rev counter instead of a clock