Best way to get out of paying Towing fees

[photosnob]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/dri...

Would love to do this, but I'm not brave enough.

[rj1986]

For Sale, 9 year old Vauxhall Astra, VGC apart from slight knocking noise - may be suspension related.

[Magic919]

We did this one yesterday.

[Butter Face]

That's determination!!