This note in windscreen...

[mgtony]

So, having seen this note the last few days on the inside of this cars windscreen, obstructing the drivers view of the road, I decided to see what it read. Must be important info to be placed where it is, that's what I thought. Anyone hazard a guess to what's on it?

[adsvx220]

I have a Nissan Note please shoot me!! ;-)

[oobster]

Is there a prize for whoever guesses correctly?

My guess: If you notice this notice you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

[chr15b]

"remember to remove this note before setting off" ?

[anonymous-user]

'Does this note belong to your nissan'?

'Don't park here again foreign scum'?

'Do you want to buy a wardrobe'?

Getting warm?

[MrMoonyMan]

'Do not steer from this side.'

[poing]

If you can read this you're wearing the wrong glasses

[skahigh]

Given the tissues on the dashboard and the positioning I'd guess it's not a note at all but an 'entertaining' photograph?

[Impasse]

Up = right.
Down = left.

[mgtony]

lord trumpton said:

'Does this note belong to your nissan'?

'Don't park here again foreign scum'?

'Do you want to buy a wardrobe'?

Getting warm?

It's on the inside, so unless it was a note from the husband to the wife!

Second guess close.

ETA Whoops, I meant 3rd guess close.

[Blib]

[NiceCupOfTea]

1 3 5
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2 4 R

[iva cosworth]

Clutch.....Brake......Accelerator.

[AndrewEH1]

Blib said:

haha! Busted by photobucket...

[KungFuPanda]

Nice ass...

[Escort3500]

As the Nissan Note looks like a 3 piece sofa, he's presumably selling it.

[xRIEx]

"Yo dawg, we heard you like notes..."

[pherlopolus]

Nice bathroom too...

[SV8Predator]

The OP's wife:

[TokyoSexwhale]

Page 4 of that album shows the OPs sexytime...

Eugh