Ebola armageddon stocklist

[Petrus1983]

So with the impending world doom of ebola I thought it's an opportune time to stock up on things that will allow me to live happily with a tin hat on for longer than others, but how? So far all I've come up with is beans, water, beer and champagne (for the celebratory drinks when either I contract ebola or it disappears). The normal 'tinned tuna' etc doesn't interest me at all - what am I missing?

[skilly1]

Tinned sticky toffee pudding - boil in the can, open and enjoy !

[EricE]

Item #1: Ariel Atom and lots of fuel because the streets will be empty.

[mcflurry]

skilly1 said:

Tinned sticky toffee pudding - boil in the can, open and enjoy !

With custard of course

[skilly1]

mcflurry said:

With custard of course

This is armageddon not the bloody Ritz !

[un1corn]

Firearms. Lots and lots of firearms.

[OldBuoy]

un1corn said:

Firearms. Lots and lots of firearms.

And flamethrowers.

[bigandclever]

Things to plug your various orifices with when your innards make a break for it.

[OldBuoy]

I made a start on my shelter (think anderson but a bit more comfortable) today. Ended up putting my back out. I quite like the basement they had in Tremors so a bit of concrete required also.

[lamboman100]

I heard someone recently wanted to name their newborn daughter "Ebola".

[Thankyou4calling]

I shall be stocking up with the same things I did when there was the massive and and all consuming scare the last time a disease was going to wipe us all out :

Mad cow disease
Aids
Swine flu
Bird flu
Rabies
Hepatitis

Nothing!

More people will win on the lottery in the UK than will die from Ebola.

[OldBuoy]

lamboman100 said:

I heard someone recently wanted to name their newborn daughter "Ebola".

It's a pretty name & in yrs to come may keep the boys at bay.

[Justin Case]

Isn't Ebola a Lotus model?

[thatdude]

Get an old, old diesel...one of the citroen things. One that runs on whatever you lob in the tank

then you'll never have a problem getting around

[soad]

Justin Case said:

Isn't Ebola a Lotus model?

Very good.

[nickofh]

Justin Case said:

Isn't Ebola a Lotus model?

No , I thought it was an Ebola Wildcat.

[lel]

plenty of soup, can't beat nice hot ebola soup

[hotchy]

You'll need your solar panels so you have electricity when the grids shut down. Then you need a load of movies, porn and games.

[andburg]

costco

[dudleybloke]

Snake and Pygmy pie.