how not to drive your chav chariot (white RR content)

[rallycross]

How does one roll a RR on what appears to be a straight bit of road?
Probably in a low speed limit area as well?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-27948...

[8Ace]

Yep, that traffic light just jumped out on her.

Wonder if the police will be looking at her phone records in the moments prior to the crash? At a loss to see how someone paying attention can be that much of a fkwit.

Oh, £80k for the plate? bks.

[Impasse]

I wonder what her phone records will look like.

ETA: Snap!

[spikey78]

Her phone is permanently attached to her earhole, the daft bint

[Blayney]

By hitting an island according to the article. The real question is how she managed to do that. I'm going to go with driving without due care and attention with an extra dollop of stupid on the side.

[clockworks]

Apparently it happened "near Walthamstow Forest". Surely it's Waltham Forest.

[Crush]

Blayney said:

By hitting an island according to the article. The real question is how she managed to do that. I'm going to go with driving without due care and attention with an extra dollop of stupid on the side.

She did say that was God was watching down on her, maybe he put it there to finish her off

[V8 FOU]

spikey78 said:

Her phone is permanently attached to her earhole, the daft bint

" Breaking News: she was taken to hospital to have her phone surgically removed from her ear"

"The phone is said to be recovering well from the experience and will return home tomorrow after being interviewed by the Police"

[andburg]

couldn't happen to a better person

[k-ink]

God I hate the thousands of daft orange bints littering our roads in their Range Rovers! They are the most tacky vehicles and drivers around.

[TonyRPH]

I did think it was remarkable that after rolling the vehicle she managed to emerge phone in hand.

Priorities eh?

[Zed Ed]

It's a 30 limit.

Key road into, and out of, the Golden Triangle

[Limpet]

She has money and celebrity status, so won't be subject to the same level of justice as you or I.

[Snollygoster]

rallycross said:

How does one roll a RR on what appears to be a straight bit of road?

I would have thought the first part of article is clear how one rolls a car on a straight piece of road.

Daily Mail said:

Former TOWIE star

But how on earth in the number plate "WE11 JEL" or Well Jel if we must worth £80,000!! Moments like this it's embarrassing being British.

[k-ink]

It is worth more than £80k as there is more than one dumb chav bidding against each other for title of the tackiest human alive competition. She won.

[rallycross]

Snollygoster said:

rallycross said:

How does one roll a RR on what appears to be a straight bit of road?

I would have thought the first part of article is clear how one rolls a car on a straight piece of road.

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The traffic light must have jumped out on her.

[Lee540]

Daily Mail said:

Former TOWIE star

Talentless Orange wkers in Essex?

[k-ink]

^
That is a great saying. Unfortunately they are a nation wide problem. We have more than enough in Surrey!

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

You can roll a car by just clipping the kerb. If you then steer away from the angle of lean, the thing will quite happily roll over.
The chances of her having any idea how to control the car, and the very high likelihood that she was on the phone mean it's quite easy to get upside down.

[smele]

Funnily enough I know that junction well and I also know Amy. Bit of a tricky cross roads with a Petrol Station and a turning lane in the middle. I have seen a few accidents there, but nothing that rolled before.