National Numpty Day
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Here is a serious proposal.... The first day of he sales should be officially National Numpty Day. I`ve been out in the Turbo Tonka today and seen just about every type of bad driving I can think of, and some I couldn`t imagine in my wildest nightmares. What is it with these w@nkers?
Worst example.... Where there A329 s/b joins the M3, there is a dedicated filter lane (i.e you don`t have to stop) As I swung round the corner, I was met by a Range Rover with 4 women in reversing up the slip. Jacknifing a 38 tonner is not funny. Looking out of the side window of the cab and seeing the side of the trailer is a definate brown trouser moment. This left me totally blocking the sliproad.
As I attempted a 249 point shuffle to get the damn thing straight again, I could see the woman driver giving me the coffee bean wave and gesturing for me to get out of her way! At this point, I lost self control, jumped out of the cab, went over to her car and ripped the wing mirror off. She sped off then, so no doubt I will get a visit from the BiB soon for being a menace to society!
Ah well, tomorrow is another day!
Steve
And breathe......
Worst example.... Where there A329 s/b joins the M3, there is a dedicated filter lane (i.e you don`t have to stop) As I swung round the corner, I was met by a Range Rover with 4 women in reversing up the slip. Jacknifing a 38 tonner is not funny. Looking out of the side window of the cab and seeing the side of the trailer is a definate brown trouser moment. This left me totally blocking the sliproad.
As I attempted a 249 point shuffle to get the damn thing straight again, I could see the woman driver giving me the coffee bean wave and gesturing for me to get out of her way! At this point, I lost self control, jumped out of the cab, went over to her car and ripped the wing mirror off. She sped off then, so no doubt I will get a visit from the BiB soon for being a menace to society!
Ah well, tomorrow is another day!
Steve
And breathe......
towman said:
Here is a serious proposal.... The first day of he sales should be officially National Numpty Day. I`ve been out in the Turbo Tonka today and seen just about every type of bad driving I can think of, and some I couldn`t imagine in my wildest nightmares. What is it with these w@nkers?
Worst example.... Where there A329 s/b joins the M3, there is a dedicated filter lane (i.e you don`t have to stop) As I swung round the corner, I was met by a Range Rover with 4 women in reversing up the slip. Jacknifing a 38 tonner is not funny. Looking out of the side window of the cab and seeing the side of the trailer is a definate brown trouser moment. This left me totally blocking the sliproad.
As I attempted a 249 point shuffle to get the damn thing straight again, I could see the woman driver giving me the coffee bean wave and gesturing for me to get out of her way! At this point, I lost self control, jumped out of the cab, went over to her car and ripped the wing mirror off. She sped off then, so no doubt I will get a visit from the BiB soon for being a menace to society!
Ah well, tomorrow is another day!
Steve
And breathe......
I live in Norfolk. This would get a Norfolk resident IAM membership. The standard of driving is Diabolical.
My favourite thicko story is of some old git who was driving from Hereford to Ross. This is about 10 miles down the A49. On reaching Ross, rather than go straight over into town he turned onto the M50, went up the M5, m6 and M62, down the M1, and was finally stopped going the wrong way on the M1 near Sheffield.
See we had another numpty on the M1 (the Northampton bit - how can anyone not notice ?????) who was 80.
There appears to be no sort of check on OAP drivers ; other than actually being alive.
. I hope the next day is better for you mate. Atb Derek Gassing Station | Speed, Plod & the Law | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff