BMW X5

[TRPGpilot]

This afternoon I flashed my lights at a white post menopausal cow in a brand new white X5 for her to move over from the 3rd lane where she is dawdling along barely doing 60. She promptly complies, then as I pass by at 70, she then shows me her middle finger! Sigh . . . Let's just say she wont be in a hurry to use her middle finger for such a disrespectful gesture to anyone else anytime soon.

[drivin_me_nuts]

And you write this on PH for what reason?

[hondafanatic]

drivin_me_nuts said:

And you write this on PH for what reason?

An attempt to catch up with your post count? :P

[TRPGpilot]

drivin_me_nuts said:

And you write this on PH for what reason?

Was hoping for your approval actually.

[Phil Dicky]

TRPGpilot said:

. Let's just say she wont be in a hurry to use her middle finger for such a disrespectful gesture to anyone else anytime soon.

Two wrongs don't make a right ..

[drivin_me_nuts]

TRPGpilot said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

And you write this on PH for what reason?

Was hoping for your approval actually.

Understandable.

[Trailhead]

Go on then.... What did you do?

[Bebee]

TRPGpilot said:

Let's just say she wont be in a hurry to use her middle finger for such a disrespectful gesture to anyone else anytime soon.

Why what did you do?

[zeduffman]

At least she was white. Wouldn't want to be racist now.

[poing]

Bebee said:

TRPGpilot said:

Let's just say she wont be in a hurry to use her middle finger for such a disrespectful gesture to anyone else anytime soon.

Why what did you do?

Looked at her sternly over the top of his half moon spectacles.

[TRPGpilot]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Understandable.

Maybe you were in fact her male companion/toyboy/hen-pecked husband who sat staring steadfastly straight ahead, his face set in stone while she was being "re-educated" in how a proper lady should behave?

[MintSprint]

^^^ TRPGpilot, earlier.

[TRPGpilot]

zeduffman said:

At least she was white. Wouldn't want to be racist now.

Everything in my OP was a statement of fact, except for the last sentence. That part was only me speculating that she was in fact re-educated in being more polite. Perhaps you would prefer I left out certain facts to be more politcally correct?

[gaz1234]

drivin_me_nuts said:

And you write this on PH for what reason?

Sixteen thousand!

[MintSprint]

TRPGpilot said:

Everything in my OP was a statement of fact, except for the last sentence.

How do you know she was menopausal?

No, on second thoughts, don't tell us, we don't want to know.

...and of course they really shouldn't be allowing cattle to drive cars, but if you're in the Caribbean, as seems to be suggested by your profile, then I guess we have to accept that things can be a bit slack in the former colonies.

[Leemcd]

I bet that felt awesome! What a guy.

[TRPGpilot]

MintSprint said:

How do you know she was menopausal?

No, on second thoughts, don't tell us, we don't want to know.

...and of course they really shouldn't be allowing cattle to drive cars, but if you're in the Caribbean, as seems to be suggested by your profile, then I guess we have to accept that things can be a bit slack in the former colonies.

Its a safe guess to assume an old fart has her menapause date behind her no? Things can in fact be a bit slack "in the former colonies" as you suggest. Thankfully cannibalism is not one of the things left behind by the former masters and the police dont uses Tasers.

[037]

In all the years of reading pistonheads , this thread is the most pointless!

[Phil Dicky]

swerni said:

Phil Dicky said:

TRPGpilot said:

. Let's just say she wont be in a hurry to use her middle finger for such a disrespectful gesture to anyone else anytime soon.

Two mongs don't make a right ..

Fixed that for you

Why thank you

[TRPGpilot]

037 said:

In all the years of reading pistonheads , this thread is the most pointless!

Do I get a prize?

BTW I got 100% in this test a few weekes back. http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

How much did you get?