20 bags for a chap wagon

[ferg1986]

Dear experts,

Your help is appreciated for a difficult situation in which I find myself.

I'm privileged to find myself with around 20k to put into a decent PH worthy car. Having messed around in E46 M3s, type Rs and even more limp-wristed BMW variants, I'm in need of something with more verve and gusto.

Whilst some people may describe me as a cock, I have no issue with that and have the added advantage of realising I am indeed one. Thus, it seems natural to plough my hard earnt cash in a 997 2S. Perhaps an E92 M3? Some flavour of AMG?

The car will mainly be used for driving like a knob in North London and being seen with ladies in. It also has to be worthy of nailing over to southern France once it warms up.

Any directon on where to splash the cash would be most gratefully received.

Edited by ferg1986 on Monday 10th November 22:44

[Vacationboy]

That didnt come across smug at all

I think a Clio V6 would you suit to a tee

[mybrainhurts]

ferg1986 said:

Whilst some people may describe me a cock.

You need a description of a cock?

What's up, gut too big to see it?

[thelawnet]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

[ferg1986]

Pretty much. Actually bothering to engage in such a post assures me we share the same phallic heritage.

[Northernchimp]

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/j...

[Justin Case]

As it is compulsory to suggest a TVR on any 'what car' thread, may I do the honours in his case. You may have to be satisfied with Northern France. but on the other hand you should be able to attract a slightly less orange-hued class of female

[Hoofy]

I was ok with your posts until you used the word "engage".

Anyway, the problem with 99% of modern cars is they're ladies cars. PAS? ABS? fk off is it a man's car. Typically, the more manly it looks, the more girlie it is. I'm thinking most sports cars, all new off-roaders (sorry, "SUVs" (also hate that term - reminds me of a fat bloke in a tracksuit)).

You need something old school like a TVR Griffith. (OK, most have PAS but if your chest ain't hairy enough, you'll part company with the road fairly quickly and facing the wrong way.)

[ferg1986]

Solid suggestions folks. Much appreciated.

Sure it's a bit soft, but what about something like this? http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/m...

Would validate my purple cardigan and driving suedes

[220te]

E500 ....North London,chick loving,retro manliness.

[ferg1986]

E500. Valiant shout. As I'm not of the Asian persuasion I may find it hard work. My girls tend to be very thin and very white so perhaps I should stick to something like this? http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p... Will definitely get my clubs in the back

[docp]

Apart from the m3 which other BMWs have you had? Any other M's?

[Monkeylegend]

Diesel is the way to go, a V10 Toe rag should meet all your needs.

[andburg]

XK convertible with a nice 4.2 V8!

stick a rorty exhaust and you wou will be seen, with the beemnfit of effortless cruising to the south of france with the roof down

[LayZ]

Suggest you look at how much Maserati GranSport you can get for the price of a leggy 997 C2S. A lot of car.

[Tuvra]

Bentley GT or Jaguar XKR?

[gforceg]

ferg1986 said:

E500. http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p... Will definitely get my clubs in the back

Can I smell a troll?

[Monkeylegend]

Chrysler 300C V8 SRT with 22 inch wheels and a Bentley grill, sounds ideal.

[nct001]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-BMW-6-Series-5-0-M6...

Or doing it properly

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ASTON-MARTIN-DB7-V1...

[bint]

ferg1986 said:

E500. Valiant shout. As I'm not of the Asian persuasion I may find it hard work. My girls tend to be very thin and very white

OI! I love my E500! Plus from my experience (lad who works for me just being one example) the Asian lads go for C class or BMW and they definitely get the attractive slim white ladies.