Got dumped today.

[love machine]

5 Years of the same bird and the lucky bitch has the nerve to inform me it's over. Talking about looking the gift horse in the mouth, and stealing its straw.

I have just realised that I live in the national no-women zone (apart from retired ones) and my pulling skills have rusted so much, they are even beyond the hope of Plusgas!

A sad day indeed. The show must go on though......

[Migsy]

How many have you got on the go?

Maybe I've misread some of your posts..but thought you'd finished one right on Xmas, you're chasing the bird in the pub, etc, etc.

Men, eh!

[alextgreen]

Amen brother - I'm a complete sucker for 'hard to get' birds.

Although one girl I've been after for a while promised to take me out if I launched a DOS attack on the T-mobile website. How odd is that!

[groucho]

All I can say is "Women that are worth it are few and far between"

I wouldn't worry too much.

Grouch.

[EmmaP]

love machine said:

5 Years of the same bird and the lucky bitch...

Given the way you have talked about her and discussed your problems so openly on this site, it comes as no great suprise.

I hope you find what you are looking for one day.

[Don]

Well it was coming, wasn't it? You haven't been happy - she can't have been happy either.

Not nice now. Gets better later, they say.

I wish you well for the future.

My advice for right now is - keep things as amicable as possible. It will cost much, much less.

[Corin Denton]

So living in Cornwall Stuart does that mean you just go back to being brother and sister?




sorry mate!

[rico]

Wacky Racer said:

Plenty more fish in the sea...

Tony in Men Behaving Badly said:

But who wants to go out with a Fish?

[Migsy]

rico said:

Wacky Racer said: Plenty more fish in the sea... Tony in Men Behaving Badly said: But who wants to go out with a Fish?

Pisceans are very sexy..just ask ST!

[love machine]

EmmaP said:

used to be love machine said: 5 Years of the same bird and the lucky bitch... Given the way you have talked about her and discussed your problems so openly on this site, it comes as no great suprise. I hope you find what you are looking for one day.

Thanks Emma, would I be right in thinking you went to a boarding school?, just out of curiosity. You replies in general seem to suggest so....

No offence intended.

Anyway, a problem shared is a problem halved and if I can make a bunch of complete strangers chuckle, I suppose it can't be all bad!

>> Edited by love machine on Monday 3rd January 15:05

[Phil Dicky]

Are well, I'm about to be single again, current wife is moving ourt in a couple of weeks.

At least you haven't got children it gets alot more complicated then.

Phil

[Wacky Racer]

rico said:

Wacky Racer said: Plenty more fish in the sea... Tony in Men Behaving Badly said: But who wants to go out with a Fish?

Better not let Mrs. Fish see that....

[vixpy1]

groucho said:

All I can say is "Women that are worth it are few and far between"

Sometimes you meet one when your least expecting it, and then its a gazillion times worse when you loose them!

[EmmaP]

love machine said:

EmmaP said: used to be love machine said: 5 Years of the same bird and the lucky bitch... Given the way you have talked about her and discussed your problems so openly on this site, it comes as no great suprise. I hope you find what you are looking for one day. Thanks Emma, would I be right in thinking you went to a boarding school?, just out of curiosity. You replies in general seem to suggest so....

Nothing could be further from the truth. RC Comp in the middle of one of Bristol's most deprived areas.

I'm not uptight at all. I just don't like to see men bad mouthing their girlfriends and using them for other people's amusement.

[Lois-PIE]

YHM

[vixpy1]

EmmaP said:

I'm not uptight at all. I just don't like to see men bad mouthing their girlfriends and using them for other people's amusement.

Your not uptight Emma, you're lovely!

[EmmaP]

vixpy1 said:

EmmaP said: I'm not uptight at all. I just don't like to see men bad mouthing their girlfriends and using them for other people's amusement. Your not uptight Emma, you're lovely!

My hero!

Love machine has obviously not followed my previous posts. My last boyfriend said that going out with me was like going out with Sid James

[All Terrain]

vixpy1 said:

EmmaP said: I'm not uptight at all. I just don't like to see men bad mouthing their girlfriends and using them for other people's amusement. Your not uptight Emma, you're lovely!