An ex-girlfriends old car.
An ex-girlfriends old car.
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CountZero23

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1,288 posts

208 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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So ten years back I was dancing in fields, trying to fit uni into my spare time and was dating a lovelly hippy lass.

Had a few (hazy) happy years of clubs, free parties, squat parties and festivals with her.

She just posted up a pic of the car we used to roll in on Facebook. She was a bit mental but I must have been more out of it than I thought to let her do this to her Seat Ibiza.



On the upside it did motivate me to get a driving licence to avoid the shame.

baccalad

220 posts

145 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Was she called Barbara Streisand by any chance?

wolf1

3,100 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Cool Stary Car Bro biggrin

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.

conkerman

3,519 posts

165 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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With Custard of course.

Disastrous

10,216 posts

247 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
rofl

Painfully true. It's just hilarious when people request pics, just because a woman has been mentioned, no matter how tenuously.

Blown2CV

31,660 posts

233 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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CountZero23 said:
So ten years back I was dancing in fields, trying to fit uni into my spare time and was dating a lovelly hippy lass.

Had a few (hazy) happy years of clubs, free parties, squat parties and festivals with her.

She just posted up a pic of the car we used to roll in on Facebook. She was a bit mental but I must have been more out of it than I thought to let her do this to her Seat Ibiza.



On the upside it did motivate me to get a driving licence to avoid the shame.
I am hearing "i still love the one that got away"

Ahimoth

230 posts

143 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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I was seen in that one a few times. It did eventually have to be scrapped, the successor was unmolested. These days she drives around in a black Mazda 6.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

142 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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So, does she still have the car, and are you going to get back in touch?

thatdude

2,660 posts

157 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Forever Alone

But for the power of social media.

Dont worry OP, you can win her back

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Disastrous said:
dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
rofl

Painfully true. It's just hilarious when people request pics, just because a woman has been mentioned, no matter how tenuously.
Subaru Bedsheets - nice vignette hehe

CountZero23

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
I'll pop over to hers with some custard as it is only a matter of time... Is that really a thing?

Blown2CV said:
I am hearing "i still love the one that got away"
There's plenty who've managed to escape; the last one is clearing out her stuff today laugh

Now has 3 kids and still on benefits; living with her removal man bf who is a staunch Britain First supporter.

Some things are best left in the past!



Blown2CV

31,660 posts

233 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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hang on... are you a.... a girl?

Triumph Man

9,623 posts

198 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Blown2CV said:
hang on... are you a.... a girl?
If that's the case the man with the (presumably slightly rigid and crunchy) Subaru bedsheets will definitely want pictures...!

CountZero23

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Triumph Man said:
Blown2CV said:
hang on... are you a.... a girl?
If that's the case the man with the (presumably slightly rigid and crunchy) Subaru bedsheets will definitely want pictures...!
Starting to wonder if Blown2CV is the one with the Subaru bed sheets and a rather filthy and overactive imagination...

Blown2CV

31,660 posts

233 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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CountZero23 said:
Triumph Man said:
Blown2CV said:
hang on... are you a.... a girl?
If that's the case the man with the (presumably slightly rigid and crunchy) Subaru bedsheets will definitely want pictures...!
Starting to wonder if Blown2CV is the one with the Subaru bed sheets and a rather filthy and overactive imagination...
boo, you're not. But, she has been in a relationship with a girl recently you say... did you turn her?

CountZero23

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Blown2CV said:
CountZero23 said:
Triumph Man said:
Blown2CV said:
hang on... are you a.... a girl?
If that's the case the man with the (presumably slightly rigid and crunchy) Subaru bedsheets will definitely want pictures...!
Starting to wonder if Blown2CV is the one with the Subaru bed sheets and a rather filthy and overactive imagination...
boo, you're not. But, she has been in a relationship with a girl recently you say... did you turn her?
wish she was; instead living with a proper numpty - removal guy who was posting Britain First rubbish until I blocked him. Poor fking kids.

I did turn a lesbian once, took about another week to turn her back again.

StuntmanMike

15,181 posts

181 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
That has to be the best post on here in ages. roflroflrofl

Hudson

1,857 posts

217 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
Utter genius hehe

CountZero23

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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StuntmanMike said:
dme123 said:
Most obvious "I had a girlfriend once" thread ever. Some sad mouth breather with subaru bedsheets will be asking for pictures of her shortly.
That has to be the best post on here in ages. roflroflrofl
I want to be insulted but I'm smirking a bit too much right now wink