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That sure is some navigation system you get in those Cerberas.......
Quote Paddy - "look you just key in Ch-es-te-rf-ie-ld, press the button and follow instructions"
Quote Seasider "Paddy, we have just arrived in feckin No-rf-olk !!!!"
Joolz, best meet him at the bottom of the M1 this time !!!!
Quote Paddy - "look you just key in Ch-es-te-rf-ie-ld, press the button and follow instructions"
Quote Seasider "Paddy, we have just arrived in feckin No-rf-olk !!!!"
Joolz, best meet him at the bottom of the M1 this time !!!!
davetherave1970 said:Paddy obviously just wanted to take someone on a 5hr drive to show off the "so called loud" AJP exhaust system....
Seasider said:
If he goes to the correct place this time
Oh do tell more!!
He told me he had booked a rolling road session with Joospeed!!!!
I should've smelt a rat when said session was 150 miles away from Joospeed, Paddy tried to convince me that Julian had arranged a different venue & that it was a cock up !!!!
We had a "lovely" drive out in miserable weather!!! I even managed a kip on the way back as the exhaust is not that loud & Paddy constantly talking about was enough to send me off!!!!!!!

DONT LISTEN TO SEASIDER!
It was an innocent mix up!
...and the 'silver-haired old git did'nt get a moments kip, a) due to the decatted pipes popping and banging, and b) he was scared to close his eyes, cos he was in a much more powerful, faster, and better handling supercar, than that hairdressers thing he normally drives...
Seasider said:
davetherave1970 said:
Seasider said:
If he goes to the correct place this time
Oh do tell more!!
Paddy obviously just wanted to take someone on a 5hr drive to show off the "so called loud" AJP exhaust system....
He told me he had booked a rolling road session with Joospeed!!!!
I should've smelt a rat when said session was 150 miles away from Joospeed, Paddy tried to convince me that Julian had arranged a different venue & that it was a cock up !!!!
We had a "lovely" drive out in miserable weather!!! I even managed a kip on the way back as the exhaust is not that loud & Paddy constantly talking about was enough to send me off!!!!!!!![]()
So he went to the wrong place. Nice one Paddy. Wondered why he was quiet regarding what he thought of the Emerald chip.kojak said:
So he went to the wrong place. Nice one Paddy. Wondered why he was quiet regarding what he thought of the Emerald chip.
So where would you go to have an Emerald ECU fitted and rolling road????.....Thats right!....I too went to Emeralds!!!....makes bloody sense dont it???
Just that Joos was 150 miles away at Nobles, with the Emerald ECU, and no Cerbera! I didnt know...honest!

satman said:
joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy
I can stick my fingers up to everyone when I have 400plus ponies though!![]()
it'd have to be *very* good to get that Paddy .. the target these days for any respectable Cerbie is 390 on Noble's rollers .. but if it doesn't make 330plus on it's first run on the MBE we'll not be remapping anyway till we've worked out what's holding the stock power back. Of the 10 or so cars mapped so far, 3 have had mechnical / fuelling issues holding the power back that needed to be addressed first.
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