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Julian64

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14,325 posts

283 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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how does it go with the emerald? Sorry can't do personal emails through the NHS firewall. Besides emerald is a good general discussion

joospeed

4,473 posts

307 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Paddy's in tomorrow Julian .. along with Ceejay's car hopefully if i can persuade Darren at Nobles to map both cars even though only Paddy's is booked in ..

Julian64

Original Poster:

14,325 posts

283 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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baited breath.

Seasider

12,728 posts

278 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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joospeed said:
Paddy's in tomorrow Julian
If he goes to the correct place this time

N17 TVR

2,937 posts

300 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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That sure is some navigation system you get in those Cerberas.......

Quote Paddy - "look you just key in Ch-es-te-rf-ie-ld, press the button and follow instructions"

Quote Seasider "Paddy, we have just arrived in feckin No-rf-olk !!!!"

Joolz, best meet him at the bottom of the M1 this time !!!!

davetherave1970

2,144 posts

275 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Seasider said:

If he goes to the correct place this time
Oh do tell more!!

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Seasider

12,728 posts

278 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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davetherave1970 said:

Seasider said:

If he goes to the correct place this time

Oh do tell more!!
Paddy obviously just wanted to take someone on a 5hr drive to show off the "so called loud" AJP exhaust system....

He told me he had booked a rolling road session with Joospeed!!!!

I should've smelt a rat when said session was 150 miles away from Joospeed, Paddy tried to convince me that Julian had arranged a different venue & that it was a cock up !!!!

We had a "lovely" drive out in miserable weather!!! I even managed a kip on the way back as the exhaust is not that loud & Paddy constantly talking about was enough to send me off!!!!!!!

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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DONT LISTEN TO SEASIDER!

It was an innocent mix up! ...and the 'silver-haired old git did'nt get a moments kip, a) due to the decatted pipes popping and banging, and b) he was scared to close his eyes, cos he was in a much more powerful, faster, and better handling supercar, than that hairdressers thing he normally drives...

Julian64

Original Poster:

14,325 posts

283 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Remember Satman, if it don't make 400 horses throw it back in jools face, don't take any of that 'no power gain but better driveability' cobblers

How many in the queue now Jools??

kojak

4,547 posts

282 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Seasider said:

davetherave1970 said:


Seasider said:

If he goes to the correct place this time


Oh do tell more!!

Paddy obviously just wanted to take someone on a 5hr drive to show off the "so called loud" AJP exhaust system....

He told me he had booked a rolling road session with Joospeed!!!!

I should've smelt a rat when said session was 150 miles away from Joospeed, Paddy tried to convince me that Julian had arranged a different venue & that it was a cock up !!!!

We had a "lovely" drive out in miserable weather!!! I even managed a kip on the way back as the exhaust is not that loud & Paddy constantly talking about was enough to send me off!!!!!!!


So he went to the wrong place. Nice one Paddy. Wondered why he was quiet regarding what he thought of the Emerald chip.

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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kojak said:

So he went to the wrong place. Nice one Paddy. Wondered why he was quiet regarding what he thought of the Emerald chip.



So where would you go to have an Emerald ECU fitted and rolling road????.....Thats right!....I too went to Emeralds!!!....makes bloody sense dont it???



Just that Joos was 150 miles away at Nobles, with the Emerald ECU, and no Cerbera! I didnt know...honest!

joospeed

4,473 posts

307 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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You'll never live this one down Paddy

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy


I can stick my fingers up to everyone when I have 400plus ponies though!

Seasider

12,728 posts

278 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy
I cant believe i've kept the secret that poor old Paddy thinks Chesterfield is in Norfolk for so long....

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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Chesterfield's not bad, got a church with a wonky spire. The one in Derbyshire that is

Nice pub there aswell that was serving me and a couple of mates about an hour after closing time

joospeed

4,473 posts

307 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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satman said:

joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy



I can stick my fingers up to everyone when I have 400plus ponies though!


it'd have to be *very* good to get that Paddy .. the target these days for any respectable Cerbie is 390 on Noble's rollers .. but if it doesn't make 330plus on it's first run on the MBE we'll not be remapping anyway till we've worked out what's holding the stock power back. Of the 10 or so cars mapped so far, 3 have had mechnical / fuelling issues holding the power back that needed to be addressed first.

drum4it2

658 posts

278 months

Wednesday 5th January 2005
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satman said:

joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy



I can stick my fingers up to everyone when I have 400plus ponies though!


Benfleet High Street watch out!!

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Thursday 6th January 2005
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drum4it2 said:

satman said:


joospeed said:
You'll never live this one down Paddy




I can stick my fingers up to everyone when I have 400plus ponies though!



Benfleet High Street watch out!!


Is that Benfleet Essex, or another one...?

joospeed

4,473 posts

307 months

Thursday 6th January 2005
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Satman says:

nah nah nah-nah nah

pre-mapping - std - 359.9 bhp @ 6800rpm

nah nah nah-nah nah