What's the most "past it" thing in your kitchen?

[Kermit power]

I've just had home made pizza for lunch, mildly drizzled in chilli oil. Said oil will, come October, be ten years past its "best before" date. Needless to say, it's as good as ever.

What theoretically past it items have you got kicking around?

[technodup]

My kitchen.

[xuy]

the cook

[twing]

The missus

[mattdaniels]

Me.

[condor]

Some spices that I've never used ( came with the spice rack as a present).

[Hoofy]

Got some bits and pieces that lasted longer than my marriage. Ex bought them just after we moved in. I can't be arsed to throw them out.