"a bit ph private"

[Funkycoldribena]

Before anyone thinks Im being derogatory to the typical ph private house owner I was brought up in one.

Gravel Drive,preferably Georgian double fronted with double garage
Brogues with turn-ups
Sandals on holiday
Works 90 hours a week with 4 hours commute a day
Divorced but now met woman of their dreams who's their "best friend in the world"

[B17NNS]

Two dishwashers.

Multiple Cat6 points in every room.

[furtive]

Plate warmers

[GreenDog]

Has solar panels, but only on the rear of the house and of course they're the black ones which blend in better.

[Landlord]

Funkycoldribena said:

Before anyone thinks Im being derogatory to the typical ph private house owner I was brought up in one.

Gravel Drive,preferably Georgian double fronted with double garage
Brogues with turn-ups
Sandals on holiday
Works 90 hours a week with 4 hours commute a day
Divorced but now met woman of their dreams who's their "best friend in the world"

[FrankAbagnale]

Moans about people parking on the public road in front of the house.

[Hugo a Gogo]

has a 'daily beater' watch, and another that gets some 'wrist time'

[bristolracer]

Fancy car on PCP
Holidays in Italy
On the PTA at local school
Ocado/waitrose home deliveries
Enjoys talking about house values
Sold the school run 4x4 (bit vulgar) replaced it with a T5 bus/camper (see we are hip!)
Glastonbury
Rugby not football
knows what an ISA is
ipad in the kitchen

[Pickled]

Hugo a Gogo said:

has a 'daily beater' watch

Is that for timing how long it takes to 'fly solo' so to speak?

[anonymous-user]

Brogues Loakes or Cheaney
Mulberry Handbag
Rolex
Private/Public School for the kids
No trampoline in the garden
Islabikes
Dogs that are no good for fighting.
Ski holidays

[Jimmy No Hands]

creates threads such as 'a bit council'

[Sheets Tabuer]

Lives in a bedsit while the ex wife lives in the family home with her boyfriend.

[Spare tyre]

orangery

[Jimmy No Hands]

owns a purebreed sheepdog called Sir Winston Wolcott Rutherford who eats with a knife and fork and sts out daises

[Road2Ruin]

Have we mentioned bmw 1 series yet?

[anonymous-user]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Lives in a bedsit while the ex wife lives in the family home with her boyfriend.

Doesn't trust women, frequents the match.com thread.

[Jimmy No Hands]

buys handbags from designers such as 'Mulberry' and 'Louis Vuitton' for £900 a pop to keep their bored wives happy

[SlidingSideways]

Has hundreds of teaspoons.

[wolves_wanderer]

Votes UKIP and thinks that where he does his grocery shopping says something about him.

[anonymous-user]

wolves_wanderer said:

Votes UKIP

Like fk he does!