Corsa 1.0 power!
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Or...be sensible, get a year or two's experience with a STANDARD, cheap to insure car (as declaring mods is expensive, and you were going to do that, weren't you?), then get a decent warm hatch like a Fiesta Zetec-S.
No matter what you do to it, due respect, it's a 1.0 Corsa. It will never set the world on fire.
No matter what you do to it, due respect, it's a 1.0 Corsa. It will never set the world on fire.
Edited by itcaptainslow on Friday 16th January 23:50
Is this thread a wind up?...
If not, well done for passing your test.
In answer to our question, take that big exhaust off, which will save weight, in fact, take ALL the exhaust off...it should sound awesome.
Fit some go faster stripes from Halfords for £7.99, and an after market rev counter red lined to 5000rpm, to ensure you don't suffer from valve bounce.
Remember to notify your insurance company of these important modifications, otherwise you may find yourself without cover...
Good luck...

If not, well done for passing your test.
In answer to our question, take that big exhaust off, which will save weight, in fact, take ALL the exhaust off...it should sound awesome.
Fit some go faster stripes from Halfords for £7.99, and an after market rev counter red lined to 5000rpm, to ensure you don't suffer from valve bounce.
Remember to notify your insurance company of these important modifications, otherwise you may find yourself without cover...
Good luck...
1.0 Corsa isn't fast and never will be, don't piss your money up the wall trying to make it go faster, put it into a savings account and treat yourself to a better car when you're 19/20.
P.S. Have you declared the exhaust modification to your insurance company?
P.P.S. I acknowledge that this is quite possibly troll.
P.S. Have you declared the exhaust modification to your insurance company?
P.P.S. I acknowledge that this is quite possibly troll.
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