DIAMOND ENCRUSTED FORD

[sunnydude959]

Just saw this on Facebook

http://www.jenningsforddirect.co.uk/cars/diamond/

[Liquid Tuna]

Smooth or jagged?

[Blackpuddin]

Nice refreshing approach, wonder what FMC thinks of it?

[IanCress]

Checks date... no, it's not 1st April yet.

[daydotz]

[xRIEx]

I want to know more about the sparkle factor. My neighbour has just got a new Audi A4 on their drive, this will spit in their eye for me.

[glasgowrob]

quite possibly the sttest thing i have seen

[dazwalsh]

To be honest I was expecting a lot worse, like when you make that horrible face when you see a chrome car. Eugh.

[Adenauer]

I've been in a few diamond covered Escorts in my time but none of them have been as ugly as that.

[xRIEx]

What's that phrase about rolling something in glitter?

[tomsugden]

An absolute bargain:

Example Finance Cost
Deposit £100,000.00
Loan payments £1,310,307.62
Balloon payment at end £0.00
Total payable £1,410,307.62
60 monthly payments of £21,838.46
Total interest £410,307.62
Interest rate 15.9%

[FourWheelDrift]

So when it gets targeted by a police speed camera laser does it split the beam into thousands of beams going off in all directions?

Like a Jean-Michel Jarre concert?

[Still Learning]

It seems one CAN polish a turd

[robdcfc]

Still Learning said:

It seems one CAN polish a turd

You cant polish a turd, BUT you can roll it in glitter!!

[NRS]

Website said:

Key Features:
-Get your picture in the Daily Mail (probably)

At least they have a sense of humour,

[BaronVonV8]

robdcfc said:

Still Learning said:

It seems one CAN polish a turd

You cant polish a turd, BUT you can roll it in glitter!!

You can roll a turd in glitter, but it seems you can also push a load of diamonds into it.

[Liquid Tuna]

FourWheelDrift said:

So when it gets targeted by a police speed camera laser does it split the beam into thousands of beams going off in all directions?

Like a Jean-Michel Jarre concert?