Fast forward to 8th May and you wake up realising you are PM

[xuy]

So the unexpected result lands you the top job, what 10 (PH, ish changes would you make?

Mine to start: -

Ban side lights

Create an infrastructure that controls fog lights being used

Cap child benefit to 2 children, twins excepted, if second child.

50% reduction in fuel duty

Stop paying alcoholics additional benefits

Increase motorway speed limits to 90, when appropriate

Say goodbye to the failed Europe experiment before we get a percentage of the bill of collapse.

Create a council tax that works :- eg .35% of the house value

Create equality throughout the UK. I.e sort out the west Lothian question.

Create an English Parliament for English policy.

[Wills2]

Why is this in GG? But since you asked, I'd order up some Pol Roger and a few Montecristos and make sure I had a rolling reservation at the Savoy for lunch.

[Troubleatmill]

The introduction of the death penalty for those who can't be arsed starting a thread in the correct subforum.

It would tidy up GG nicely.

And we like an orderly and tidy GG.

[xuy]

Troubleatmill said:

The introduction of the death penalty for those who can't be arsed starting a thread in the correct subforum.

It would tidy up GG nicely.

And we like an orderly and tidy GG.

SWMBO out

On second bottle, watching rubbish on tv, listening to the Labrador snoring, Sprocker gently smouldering in front of the fire.

Patiently waiting for the words when she gets home.

So, not really concentrating!