Too much GTA - San Andreas

[UKBoB]

Been playing grand theft auto on playstation 2 quite a bit since Xmas, I think its affected my brain.

I was at a set of lights tonight when the car behind me started reving the living daylights out of its little engine

For some reason, I decided to take off at warp 7 when the lights turned green, glimpsed the adjacent lights turning orange, mistakenly thought my lights were about to go green so I engaged the hyperdrive and promptly made the jump to lightspeed.

I came out of hyperspace 100 metres down the road, car sliding about on the wet road. Poor boyracer chap must have thought I was a right nutter running a red light with oncoming traffic both ways, when my lights actually wern't turning green at all!!

Suppose thats one way to ensure laxxers stay in your rear view mirror

[Tripps]

UKBoB said:

Poor boyracer chap must have thought I was a right nutter...

I wouldn't argue with him personally and I know you

[UKBoB]

Tripps said:

UKBoB said: Poor boyracer chap must have thought I was a right nutter... I wouldn't argue with him personally and I know you

[KentishS2]

I thought it was an elicit liqueur or some Cuban wacky backy!

[UKBoB]

KentishS2 said:

I thought it was an elicit liqueur or some Cuban wacky backy!

It would take a lot of both to make the average man floor it through red lights and oncoming traffic

[foxy600]

I too got GTA San Andreas for Xmas, and agree that it's not a good idea to drive afterwards...infact I wouldn't recommend leaving the house at all!

[UKBoB]

foxy600 said:

I too got GTA San Andreas for Xmas, and agree that it's not a good idea to drive afterwards...infact I wouldn't recommend leaving the house at all!

Its a wild game for sure If like me you dont have time for games and only buy one PS2 game a year, San Andreas is the one to go for imho Brilliant driving fun!

[NickP_S2]

I bought my younger brother GTA San Andres for Xmas and he said its good, unlike his driving!

Personally I have been attached to my PC and Halflife 2 ever since Xmas....

[S1.5f]

NickP_S2 said:

Personally I have been attached to my PC and Halflife 2 ever since Xmas....

Absolutely... Fantastic game but it's ruining my TV watching

[adiandvic]

fantastic post rob, laughed my head off, I can just imagine those pipes of your roaring as you screamed off and the guy behind saying bloody nutter

fantastic

[RedTeg]

Made the same mistake as UKBob in a mkII Astra 1.6L The Astra does not have hyperdrive. Realised the mistake halfway across the junction, just got to keep it nailed.
Junction was very quiet, luckly 'get a grip' lesson learnt early in my driving career.

[paul d]

Meaningless violence.
Bad driving.
Monster trucks.

GTA is THE game.
Responsible for late nights, red eyes and many huffs from the mrs!!

[UKBoB]

adiandvic said:

fantastic post rob, laughed my head off, I can just imagine those pipes of your roaring as you screamed off and the guy behind saying bloody nutter fantastic

I spent the next half hour saying "I cant believe I just did that" Looking back its a laugh and a lesson

[kasio]

paul d said:

Responsible for late nights, red eyes and many huffs from the mrs!!

ditto that! ... and also responsible for a few sick days off work just to play more

[UKBoB]

kasio said:

paul d said: Responsible for late nights, red eyes and many huffs from the mrs!! ditto that! ... and also responsible for a few sick days off work just to play more

Oh those joyous days when someone else employed me. You cant do such wonderful things when you employ yourself