A separate topic... The joy of 'S'ex...

[glenrobbo]

As per young TurboTony's suggestion, let's talk about sex.

Is your S male, female, or of indeterminate gender and regularly probed by aliens? Or French?

Austin-ELY is blue, and obviously masculine, rough and ready, and usually topless.

J-LLO is curvaceous & desireable, especially when topless, so certainly female.

F--- THT obviously doesn't give a toss either way.

What is the gender of your S and why?

Edit: Please note that this topic has nothing to do with female inhabitants of Essex at all.
No, definitely not. No way. Not one bit. No siree.
Well, you wouldn't like to argue with my three sisters, would you?

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 6th February 00:27

[themee]

Mine is a boy.. Called Trev by the previous looker after! couldnt change his name just because I now look after him and feed him his fuel!


If not previously named though I would have chosen a boys name, as he definitely is a He!

[Alan Whitaker]

Hi Glen,
Mine is still waiting to be born, once out of the workshop and on the road I will know if it's a boy or girl.

Alan

[v8s4me]

Mine is slim and has subtle curves in all the right places, therefore very definitely H-NmGT (human-non-male gender type)

So how long can we keep this going before we get modded?

[Alan Whitaker]

Hi All,
The thing is, what makes your car a boy or girl or just a bad ass inbetween.

Alan

[Kitchski]

I gotta be honest, mine's a car. Inanimate object. Nuts & bolts. Ergo, it's an 'it'

If I was going to give it a name, I could call it Prick, as the number plate ends PRK, or as a description of the owner! But I just call it the S.

[glenrobbo]

v8s4me said:

Mine is slim and has subtle curves in all the right places, therefore very definitely H-NmGT (human-non-male gender type)

So she is really J50EPHine then?
Will she be getting a red riding hood Joe?

[kevroe]

Mines female. Tried to think of a girls name that a Trevor would date. Decided on Betty.

[mk1fan]

Tamy and Samy. Both girls.

[v8s4me]

glenrobbo said:

....Will she be getting a red riding hood....?

She will get what she's given and then get taken out for a good thrashing!

The hood bag/cover might have red in it though.

[Deeman]

Mine's female for sure - only cos when my neighbours moan about the noise, I say "aint that a bh"

[Deeman]

There's always periods where she doesn't do what she's supposed to as well.

[steve j]

I`ll leave you all to decide as mine is named "The growler" All because of a distinctive exhaust sound.

[LawrieS]

She goes by Trevor...I think they call that hermaphrodite.

I never chose the name, it just went something along the lines of "I'm sick of you spending so much time with Trevor"

[chiefyo]

Ridden hard and put away wet, Affinity to parting me from hard earned cash, Can be known to sulk for no obvious reason, develops leaks at random times, looks good topless. Definitely FEMALE .

[Longers]

Neither for me really, but I do like to treat it like my "kite" so I suppose it's more female than male!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3noZ3v9kEyM

[Kitchski]

Deeman said:

There's always periods where she doesn't do what she's supposed to as well.

Definitely sounds female.



































Too much?

[v8s4me]

It's the 70's - I'm home!

[Niiige]

i asked my daughter what she thought. Being a teenager she knows everything you see.

"It's got glitter in the paint work" she paused, looked at me like I was being very stupid. "Of course it's a girl"

[phillpot]

Niiige said:

"It's got glitter in the paint work"

Yeah, as if boys would wear glitter and stuff.....................