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Chim

Original Poster:

7,259 posts

208 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Now don't all rush at once to purchase this amazing piece of automotive art. Total class here

http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-c...



It truly is the most disgusting thing I have seen in a long time, the "beds" and I use the word loosely, current location tells us much about the seller. I would imagine they have thrown in the bed bugs, head lice and fleas for free.

Robb F

4,614 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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They live and breathe

FourWheelDrift

92,369 posts

315 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Strategically placed knife.

Driver101

14,451 posts

152 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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What makes people even dream these things up?

I also see he had listed it as a Volkwagen Corsa.

XJ84

303 posts

187 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

173 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Someone has stood back and looked at that and thought, that looks good. I didn't know the use of hallucinogens was so widespread.

The Turbonator

2,792 posts

182 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
GTFO

Mini1275

11,098 posts

213 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
So what have you been smoking this evening?.

oldcynic

2,166 posts

192 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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There's been a spate of thefts of Vauxhall parts round this way over the last year or so, including the whole front end of an Astra.

I wonder if someone is making a business of this?

The Turbonator

2,792 posts

182 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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oldcynic said:
There's been a spate of thefts of Vauxhall parts round this way over the last year or so, including the whole front end of an Astra.

I wonder if someone is making a business of this?
It's okay, the seller got the parts delivered through his mailbox, even though he didn't pay for them.

XJ84

303 posts

187 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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The Turbonator said:
XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
GTFO
I've always been the 'unpopular opinion' guy lol.

I just like seeing redundant bits of cars made into other things.
Ok, so this is about three million times less cool than one of those coffee tables made out of an engine block, but the principle's the same...

Rick101

7,191 posts

181 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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I thought he'd done it for his kid then realised it was a double.

FourWheelDrift

92,369 posts

315 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Must have got his inspiration from these








Northernchimp

1,282 posts

163 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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What's wrong with the area? Not everywhere with a BD postcode is a sthole, Skipton definitely isn't.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

219 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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rohrl

8,984 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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XJ84 said:
The Turbonator said:
XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
GTFO
I've always been the 'unpopular opinion' guy lol.

I just like seeing redundant bits of cars made into other things.
Ok, so this is about three million times less cool than one of those coffee tables made out of an engine block, but the principle's the same...
Why do you keep laughing out loud at yourself?

carreauchompeur

18,331 posts

235 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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Gorgeous base car, love the execution.

XJ84

303 posts

187 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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rohrl said:
XJ84 said:
The Turbonator said:
XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
GTFO
I've always been the 'unpopular opinion' guy lol.

I just like seeing redundant bits of cars made into other things.
Ok, so this is about three million times less cool than one of those coffee tables made out of an engine block, but the principle's the same...
Why do you keep laughing out loud at yourself?
Who can say? Must be something in the air....

RobinBanks

17,551 posts

210 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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First thing I noticed was the knife.

Turn up and get stabbed?

The Turbonator

2,792 posts

182 months

Wednesday 11th February 2015
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XJ84 said:
rohrl said:
XJ84 said:
The Turbonator said:
XJ84 said:
I kinda like it...

Ok so I definitely wouldn't use a Corsa lol, (or even own a Corsa in the first place). But assuming the car was destined for the scrapheap anyway then this is a nice piece of creative recycling imo.
GTFO
I've always been the 'unpopular opinion' guy lol.

I just like seeing redundant bits of cars made into other things.
Ok, so this is about three million times less cool than one of those coffee tables made out of an engine block, but the principle's the same...
Why do you keep laughing out loud at yourself?
Who can say? Must be something in the air....
Ahh... So you have been smoking something then?