Eeet iz in bitz

[GerardDuTrunion]

Sacre (starmist) bleu, mon petit treveur iz in bitz on ze floor of some eenglish pig dogs euro trashing garage floor.

Ze top, ze derriere, ze brakes, ze cams,ze diffeurententecordiale, iz zere anysink else zat I should sink of doing whilst zere are so may petit morcels of my mistress allover ze place ?

For you can can be sure of ziz you bunch of festering eenglish gonads, once she iz back togezzer, nothing, not even Mmlle Bardot could persuade me to put myself through ziz again (alzo I could be maybe a little swayed by a case of chablis)

And dont you start replying wiz lots of tres sensibile ideas PAH! I spit in ze face of sensibile ideas.

"I 'ave a TT and am sinking of un TVR and by ze way it must 'ave hair conditioning" incroyable !! wot iz zat over 62 kilometres over zere ah bon it iz ze point - I must 'ave completely missed it.

Tosseur

[GerardDuTrunion]

Non I did not 'ave an accident apart from believing some Beckamesque Blairite Basteurde Bloke zat eet waz a 'nice moteur'

Je pense que Blackpool Tower iz ze mechanical equivalent to Black Tower.

HA!