Chav Test

[v15ben]

I know it's probably been done before but here is the Chav Test.

I am apparently 37% Chav, Oh Dear!

[markmullen]

Only 10%

[AJLintern]

I can't quite see the link between attending a state school or owning a pay-as-you-go mobile and being a Chav?!

12%

[BrianTheYank]

17%
ohh dear, i need to make some changes.

[968]

hah only 3% chav

[v15ben]

Me 15 minutes ago said said:

I am apparently 37% Chav, Oh Dear!

Help me, what's the cure!!

[CedA4]

18% innit !

[planetdave]

I scored 29% on that quiz.

I'm not even remotely chav so have to conclude that the amazing anti-northern bias is to blame.

Do I know anyone male with an earing who eats T and call a sofa a settee (which was bought at the Co-op)?

Bullplop of the highest order.

[v8thunder]

Nah, 19% where it's at!

Why is one of the questions 'Do you have a suit jacket with more than 3 buttons on it'? Surely chavs don't have any suits (they wear their 'work' shirt in court), plus I've got two really nice four-button suit jackets that chavs wouldn't touch with an Adidas-branded bargepole.

[shirley temple]

21% for buying 'nan'some flowers at a petrol station and eating 'slag of a snack' bachelor food!!!

[thebluemonkey]

7 % for thinking that M&S was too expensive.

[CB-Dave]

25% chav...

I guess I'd say something like...

"whatcha lookin at ya fg goff - one is going to commit an act of violence towards your general person!"

>> Edited by CB-Dave on Friday 14th January 00:10

[DennisTheMenace]

shirley temple said:

21% for buying 'nan'some flowers at a petrol station and eating 'slag of a snack' bachelor food!!!

Same ere ...wikkid

[KingRichard]

a worrying 29%

can't slate u for eating Pot Noodle tho...

that Bombay Bad Boy is

[jimothy]

How can wanting to soup up your car be Chavvy. I want to do mine, the 4.0 to 5.0 upgrade from TVRPower...

29% but I'm not a Chav...

[BLOW PW]

17%, not too worried.

One of the girls here at work got 55% !!!! She's taking a right ribbing now.

[Iceman82]

5% score for me. As if I needed reminding that I am not a chav!! By the way, what the hell is Benjy's?

[The Wiz]

Congratulations, your chav rating is 19%

[pdV6]

Hmmmm. 30% for me, but there's quite a few questions there that you have to honestly answer "yes" to, whilst knowing full well that the circumstances in which that answer was generated are not in the spirit of the quiz.

E.g. (1) "yes" I have owned white Reebok trainers in the past, but they were for sport when on a student budget, not as fashion items.

e.g. (2) "yes" I have bought stuff from Co-Op, but until the Tesco metro appeared, it was the latest opening place to get a pint of milk near me.

Therefore, whilst the score looks bad, I'm still happy that I am yet to take on the mantle of chavdom!

[Nevin]

v8thunder said:

Nah, 19% where it's at! Why is one of the questions 'Do you have a suit jacket with more than 3 buttons on it'? Surely chavs don't have any suits (they wear their 'work' shirt in court), plus I've got two really nice four-button suit jackets that chavs wouldn't touch with an Adidas-branded bargepole.

Yeah, its cobblers. All my suit jackets have more than three buttons. Three down the front, three on each cuff and one on the inside pocket.

You'd answer yes to quite a few of the questions if you had ever been a student as well, like Pot Noodle.