A job for Lee?!
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www.executivesontheweb.com/uk/job_search/job_details.cfm?id=15778
...hope this isn't too smutty to post here! LOL
...hope this isn't too smutty to post here! LOL
MisterX said:
It is very good money, too!
I can see Lee's interview...
- So what did you do in your past job Mr. Noble?
"Well, I set-up and ran a company that designed, manufacturered, marketed and sold fine sports automobiles to discerning Petroheads"
- Cool, and what are they called then?
"Noble, the best selling range is the 'M12 GTO' and they are mostly available in a smart Titanium Silver body colour"
- Oh, right, is that lovely Gray sports coupe you arrived in today a Noble then?
"Erm, well, no but, yeh but, no but..."
Tune in to tomorrow's edition to see how Lee got on...
LOL
AMG Merc said:
- Cool, and what are they called then?
"Noble, the best selling range is the 'M12 GTO' and they are mostly available in a smart Titanium Silver body colour"
Your keyboards playing up again - you really need to get that fixed.
It keeps on putting Titanium Silver in when you type Indigo Blue.
Perhaps you have a virus???
J
>> Edited by joust on Friday 14th January 12:24
joust said:
- Cool, and what are they called then?
"Noble, the best selling range is the 'M12 GTO' and they are mostly available in a smart Titanium Silver body colour"
Your keyboards playing up again - you really need to get that fixed.
It keeps on putting Titanium Silver in when you type Indigo Blue.
Perhaps you have a virus???
J
>> Edited by joust on Friday 14th January 12:24
:-) LOL
joust said:
Your keyboards playing up again - you really need to get that fixed.
It keeps on putting Titanium Silver in when you type Indigo Blue.
Perhaps you have a virus???
J
>> Edited by joust on Friday 14th January 12:24
Virus?...that's more of a disease...it should be saying Polynesian Metalic Turquoise!
Martin.
Lee is not too happy this morning after receiving the following news...
Dear Mr. Nooble,
Re: Tea Blender / Selector (ref: 31566RB):
I thank you for attending the recent meetings with our organisation in relation to the above opening but regret to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
The board was highly impressed with your history and abilities in the area of tea technology and your ad-hoc demonstration whereby you brewed up a perfect cuppa, using a bypass hose from the head gasket of your German automobile, directly into the teapot was truly ingenious (in particular as you managed this with only .0025psi of boost!).
However, your two “doughnut presentations” when you arrived in our car-park which left three members of our staff hospitalised due to tyre smoke ingestion and damaged our Chairman’s Bentley Continental did cause us to revise our position.
We do hope this news does not cause you too much disappointment and wish you success with your car company endeavour. We also agree with you that the Titanium colour extenuates the body shape perfectly.
Yours, etc., etc.…
Dear Mr. Nooble,
Re: Tea Blender / Selector (ref: 31566RB):
I thank you for attending the recent meetings with our organisation in relation to the above opening but regret to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
The board was highly impressed with your history and abilities in the area of tea technology and your ad-hoc demonstration whereby you brewed up a perfect cuppa, using a bypass hose from the head gasket of your German automobile, directly into the teapot was truly ingenious (in particular as you managed this with only .0025psi of boost!).
However, your two “doughnut presentations” when you arrived in our car-park which left three members of our staff hospitalised due to tyre smoke ingestion and damaged our Chairman’s Bentley Continental did cause us to revise our position.
We do hope this news does not cause you too much disappointment and wish you success with your car company endeavour. We also agree with you that the Titanium colour extenuates the body shape perfectly.
Yours, etc., etc.…
AMG Merc said:
Ta Laurence - and "ROFL" is what?! ;-(
I had never heard of it a while back either.
When I'm left scratching my head I go here:
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