I just got stoned !
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And no it wasn't in the drugs way you first thought !
I'm on my way home when I pass two kids standing on the corner of the road . They are standing close to the kerb, but not looking like they are waiting to cross, so I'm just driving as normal when one steps forward and throws something low at my car which impacts with a thud. I'm see the kid out the corner of my eye and it's instant rage !
I just quickly notwe that there's nothing behind me ,so hit the brakes hard and slam in into reverse . I nail the gas pedal so hard out of rage, that the rear wheels light-up and there's a cloud of tire smoke and axle tramp.For some reason just as this happens , I just have time to think ' ohhhh thats must look cool from the outside '. Said kids see this and must crap themselves as start to run down the side turning,with me trying to control the car that's going to fast in reverse than I can handle . I just about mis a parked Merc as I'm trying to reverse as fast as I can around a sharp bend while also trying to keep an eye on which house they are running for .
The side turning turns out to be a cul-de-sac and I'm suddenly at the end and trying to brake before going into someone front garden . I jump out only to find the little fuc***s are gone leaving me looking over fences and into back gardens looking for them, but nothing.
I pass this turning everday,and I'm sure these two kids are always hanging about there . The next thing is what I'm going to do when I catch up with the little sods ....
Forgot to say . All this went on when it was dark and I can't see any damage now . I'll get a better look in the morning .....
>>> Edited by BMGM3 on Friday 14th January 19:07
I'm on my way home when I pass two kids standing on the corner of the road . They are standing close to the kerb, but not looking like they are waiting to cross, so I'm just driving as normal when one steps forward and throws something low at my car which impacts with a thud. I'm see the kid out the corner of my eye and it's instant rage !
I just quickly notwe that there's nothing behind me ,so hit the brakes hard and slam in into reverse . I nail the gas pedal so hard out of rage, that the rear wheels light-up and there's a cloud of tire smoke and axle tramp.For some reason just as this happens , I just have time to think ' ohhhh thats must look cool from the outside '. Said kids see this and must crap themselves as start to run down the side turning,with me trying to control the car that's going to fast in reverse than I can handle . I just about mis a parked Merc as I'm trying to reverse as fast as I can around a sharp bend while also trying to keep an eye on which house they are running for .
The side turning turns out to be a cul-de-sac and I'm suddenly at the end and trying to brake before going into someone front garden . I jump out only to find the little fuc***s are gone leaving me looking over fences and into back gardens looking for them, but nothing.
I pass this turning everday,and I'm sure these two kids are always hanging about there . The next thing is what I'm going to do when I catch up with the little sods ....
Forgot to say . All this went on when it was dark and I can't see any damage now . I'll get a better look in the morning .....
>>> Edited by BMGM3 on Friday 14th January 19:07
It’s just kids having fun! Until the Government gets it act together and introduces dole money to younger teenagers what do you expect? If they’ve got nothing to do with their time, and no money to spend, it’s only fair that they find a way of passing the time.
What is unforgivable, is you reversing at great speed. Such acts only increase the level of greenhouse gases. Not only were excess fossil fuels consumed when you reversed, but obviously you eventually went forward. Therefore you drove along the same strip of road FOUR times - people like you are responsible for the destruction of the rain forest. I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.
What is unforgivable, is you reversing at great speed. Such acts only increase the level of greenhouse gases. Not only were excess fossil fuels consumed when you reversed, but obviously you eventually went forward. Therefore you drove along the same strip of road FOUR times - people like you are responsible for the destruction of the rain forest. I should know, I’m a social worker and member of the Green Party.
had a dose of the same lat year on an estate near to where I live, trouble was it was an egg, the shell chipped the paint and the snot n gobble from the egg ended up through th rear pillar grilles on my Elan, I washed it off that night but a couple of days later it was a bit niffy!
Plod weren't interested, but would have been if I had caught the little sods, ironic huh?
Plod weren't interested, but would have been if I had caught the little sods, ironic huh?
.....I'm a love machine, you little bastard...... 
I had a bunch of kids get up from behind a hedge and chuck snowballs at my car in winter last year. Red mist rapidly descended and when they saw me skid to a halt and turn they started running. I drove straight through a too-small gap in the hedge (I didnt care about the car, just hugely angry at kids). Then I realised I was in the middle of the local college playing field and red mist lifted and I realised it was getting a bit high profile so I quietly turned and went back through the no longer too small gap in the hedge.
Missus KP had an egg thrown at her car while driving at speed a few weeks ago. Luckily it impacted on the passenger side window. If it had gone all over the windscreen she would probably have crashed.
These total morons of kids need a public birching until they scream for mercy IMHO.
These total morons of kids need a public birching until they scream for mercy IMHO.
kers squarely in the face and watch them think twice next time you drive past!Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff