The Power of Suction

[sparkythecat]

Veronica slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over

forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself

to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce

came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she

said.

"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.

I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and

they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan

B." Cobba said

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles

under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba.

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play

with her t*ts."

"Play with her t*ts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that

mate?"

"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can

slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive

[v15ben]

Heard it manys times before but it's still a good one!