The Blonde and The Snow Plough - JOKE

[shirley temple]

Just had this sent to me, so I thought I'd share it with you lot

>>>--The Blonde and the Snowplow
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
>>>They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have
>>>8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-
>>>numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Bill's
>>>wife goes out and moves her car.
>>>
>>>A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
>>>says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
>>>your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
>>>get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
>>>
>>>The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
>>>says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
>>>Then the power goes out. Bill's wife is very upset, and with a worried
>>>look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side
>>>of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
>>>
>>>With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
>>>married to Blondes exhibit, Bill says...
>>>
>>>"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time