Pig Personality Test

[Racylady]

Apologies if this has been done before, but I thought it was quite funny

Get a piece of A4 paper. Draw a Pig on it. Then see what this says about your personality (no peeking first!)

























- If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic
- Toward the middle, you are realistic
- Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively
- Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays etc)
- Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates
- Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
- With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious and distrustful
- With few details, you are emotional and naïve, you care little for details and are a risk taker
- With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change
- With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals
- If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are stupid
- The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
- The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again, the longer, the better (ok, who didn’t draw a tail?)

[beano500]

Does it matter how big a truncheon you've drawn?

[Racylady]

beano500 said:

Does it matter how big a truncheon you've drawn?

[lunarscope]

Racylady said:

Apologies if this has been done before, but I thought it was quite funny Get a piece of A4 paper. Draw a Pig on it. Then see what this says about your personality (no peeking first!) - If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic - Toward the middle, you are realistic - Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively - Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays etc) - Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates - Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions - With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious and distrustful - With few details, you are emotional and naïve, you care little for details and are a risk taker - With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change - With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals - If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are stupid - The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. - The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again, the longer, the better (ok, who didn’t draw a tail?)

- If it's drawn cooked and between two slices of bread means you're a greedy basrd