Anyone know good pick up joints in Newcastle for over 35s?

[Njet]

Hi am quite new on PH.divorced and out dating again.Just moved to Newcastle, does anyone live in Newcastle and more importantly know where's good to go to get lucky there?

Edited by Njet on Tuesday 14th April 20:54

[Studio117]

Do you own a tshirt?

[LiamB]

Pay £50 and go to a brothel. Support your local businesses.

[Njet]

I hear jackets are illegal here, is it t shirts as well now?
Thanks for the tips.lol.

[Cupramax]

Njet said:

does anyone live in Newcastle

Only about half a million people, hadn't you noticed?

[Fizpop]

35 stone? - Big Market is your best bet. Some reet heifers there

[AlexRS2782]

Interesting first post

Edit - if you believe the profile details, OP is female (or possibly another cross-dresser / transgender pre-op male like we've had on here before I believe )

[paintman]

LiamB said:

Pay £50 and go to a brothel. Support your local businesses.

A sight cheaper than wining, dining & buying them a house & you can get a new model any time you like

[speedtwelve]

Go down the docks on the Tyne and boom-boom-long-time with a strapping Latvian deck hand for bugger-all? (Might be bugger-everything though. You'll need to wait and see).

[Njet]

Nickname on profile I hasten to add.(ahem..kicks giant court shoe under sofa)

[paintman]

I stand by my previous post - works all ways, male, female and undecided

[DanielSan]

paintman said:

A sight cheaper than wining, dining & buying them a house & you can get a new model any time you like

Faultless logic.

[Njet]

Just need to practice chatting people up again really,not keen on idea of brothels although as previously mentioned the logic is flawless.

[SteveS Cup]

Makes a change from "what car" threads I guess.

[paintman]

An 'Escort' would be a better choice of word. Bear in mind there are many different types of escort, not just the sex worker variety!

On a more practical note, do you have any hobbies or interests which would make finding clubs/societies worthwhile so at least you would be mixing with people with similar interests & thereby broadening your social sphere?

Edited by paintman on Tuesday 14th April 21:33

[Leptons]

I believe theres somewhere called the "Shag Pad". If you're lucky Gaz might take you back and give you a good pile driving.

[Ali_T]

paintman said:

A sight cheaper than wining, dining & buying them a house & you can get a new model any time you like

So, much like Golf R leasing then?

[After_Shock]

Njet said:

Just need to practice chatting people up again really,not keen on idea of brothels although as previously mentioned the logic is flawless.

Called tinder, can set yourself up with a date whilst having a dump before going to work.

Chats easy, gives you time to reply and can pretty much set yourself up for a guaranteed hook up, free too.................