Things you cant do in a Tuscan
Discussion
russian rocket said:
Go to a drivethrough BK. they cant hear you order over the engine.
Have managed it, but it was VERY difficult, and took some time! Other things:
* "Just pop down to the shops for 5 minutes". I've never managed less than a 20 mile drive for what's a 1-2 mile round trip.
* Stop myself from doing something amusing when a chav pulls up alongside for a race. Whether it's nailing it from the get-go, waiting there & going particularly slowly, making it look like he's slooooooowly edging away then boot it, blanking him completely, whatever.
* Go to a rough part of town & leave the car unattended. If I had the reg. plate "D34LER", things might be a bit different...
* Just get in the car & go for a few hundred miles without a 15 minute prep job of checking tyres, oil levels, etc.
* Get to work quickly in the morning, as I can rag the Rover from the second I turn the key and take the country lanes at the end of the road at 90+. But I'm stuck sloooooowly edging up 60 and no more in the Tusc.
lady topaz said:
Can I recommend removing the roof panel and rear window, then apply imagination.
If you're careful with the seat positioning, and make judicious use of the transmission tunnel, you need need to go to any of those lengths.
(To be honest, compared to the Elise, the Tuscan's like a king-size bed)
ncs said:
stillgrinning said:
S*x is not impossible, but it might as well be !
Can I recommend removing the roof panel and rear window, then apply imagination.
Di
That was supposed to be our little secret Di
For your sake i hope itwas Di and not Tony that wrote that
Pies said:
ncs said:
lady topaz said:
stillgrinning said:
S*x is not impossible, but it might as well be !
Can I recommend removing the roof panel and rear window, then apply imagination.
Di
That was supposed to be our little secret Di
For your sake i hope itwas Di and not Tony that wrote that
ROFL...
:scrathchin: Di, have you devised the CARma-sutra…?
>> Edited by Podie on Friday 21st January 14:50
Stuff you can't do in a Tuscan?
Play snooker
Fold a duvet cover
Pitch a tent
Land a Boing 747
Use a trampoline
Have a few mates round
Comb your teeth
Erect a shed
Play darts
Clean the shower
Sculpt a life size replica of Rodin's 'The Kiss'
Put up ventian blinds
Snowboard
Stage Gilbert and Sullivan's 'The Pirates of Penzance'
Dismantle a Dyson vacuum cleaner
Host a Bonfire Night party
Turn water into wine
Hold your breath for more than six minutes
Cut a lady in half
Toss the caber
Clench your butt cheeks together and go "Hommmm. Hommmm. Hommmm" - well, I can't!
Have an illegal rave
Spin straw into gold
Invade Poland (OK, maybe you can do that last one)
I'll get my coat
Play snooker
Fold a duvet cover
Pitch a tent
Land a Boing 747
Use a trampoline
Have a few mates round
Comb your teeth
Erect a shed
Play darts
Clean the shower
Sculpt a life size replica of Rodin's 'The Kiss'
Put up ventian blinds
Snowboard
Stage Gilbert and Sullivan's 'The Pirates of Penzance'
Dismantle a Dyson vacuum cleaner
Host a Bonfire Night party
Turn water into wine
Hold your breath for more than six minutes
Cut a lady in half
Toss the caber
Clench your butt cheeks together and go "Hommmm. Hommmm. Hommmm" - well, I can't!
Have an illegal rave
Spin straw into gold
Invade Poland (OK, maybe you can do that last one)
I'll get my coat
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