Things you never want to say ..........

[Big_M]

OK - I know there are the obvious things like

'I drive a Nissan Micra'

but Mr Big was watching the darts on the box the other night and I looked up from my laptop and thought of something I would never want to say

'My husband is a professional darts player'

Anyone got any more?

[thebluemonkey]

I hope that's Apple Pie I've just sat on.

[groucho]

I've just bought a packet of lentils.

[sirtophamhat]

I can't get ahold of my parole officer

[towman]

"Do you want fries with that?"

[mxdi]

Redundant?

[sirtophamhat]

I plead guilty

Shes your sister?

[Big_M]

towman said:

"Do you want fries with that?"

Towman - that one is good

[mybrainhurts]

Richard Brunstrom is a top guy....

[alfaman]

would you like me to empty your bed pan Mildred?

[branflakes]

"I wish I'd known he was a transvestite earlier.."

[lazyitus]

"Dad, I found this porno on the bathroom floor, is it yours?"

[mybrainhurts]

Welcome, President Prescott.

[busta]

'A single to Heaton please'

[vixpy1]

I'm a Poofta

[DanBoy]

Said this one to my ex tonight, hoping for a reaction of volcanic proportions, and I got one:

"I don't mind about you seeing what's his name - I knew it was never going to work out between us."

[DanBoy]

groucho said:

I've just bought a packet of lentils.

Haha!!!

[titiany]

What do you mean, "it's already in"?

[nonegreen]

"Erm well this has never happened before"

[alexkp]

vixpy1 said:

I'm a Poofta

Interesting that you chose this.

Do you have a deep rooted fear of something?

Or have you just decided that now is the time to come out?



>> Edited by alexkp on Thursday 20th January 21:24