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DanBoy

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4,899 posts

266 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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On Saturday I went out, firstly to a mates flat for a few drinks and to catch up, as he's just moved down to my local area.

We then went to a pub where we met a few people with whom we went to college a long time ago, and got chatting to them. We got very drunk...

I got chatting (drunkenly) to a girl who I saw at the bar, things moved on and we went back to her place. I couldn't help noticing, after she'd closed her bedroom door (she lives with two other girls!) that her room was actually a kind of shrine to Jimi Hendrix.

I made the mistake of mentioning this and, bizarrely, the conversation turned from what was mostly random noises into a conversation about Hendrix. She then explained that she is a bit obsessed with Jimi Hendrix and that he is her inspiration to write songs...

From that point hours of about midnight until 3am I sat on her bed whilst she played guitar and sang me songs that she'd written. She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so, and is currently trying very hard to get a record deal...

But the point is I never got laid.

DanBoy

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4,899 posts

266 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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It would appear so!

I'm such a loser.

groucho

12,134 posts

269 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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At that point in time, shouldn't have been making smalltalk. Never mind always next time.

Grouch.

DanBoy

Original Poster:

4,899 posts

266 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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groucho said:
At that point in time, shouldn't have been making smalltalk. Never mind always next time.

Grouch.


I know, I know, but it was such a bizarre thing. I just wans't expecting it!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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DanBoy said:
She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so.......


Reserve judgement 'til you've listened sober......

srebbe64

13,021 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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My sister's a huge Hendrix fan and wants to be a professional musician. Oddly enough, she was on the phone to me earlier saying she'd met a bloke at a pub on Saturday and needed a lift home. She blagged her way into his car (some crappy Toyota, apparently). However, the bloke seemed to take a liking to her but he was some sort of retard.

DanBoy

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4,899 posts

266 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

DanBoy said:
She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so.......



Reserve judgement 'til you've listened sober......




No, but really - She is!

Perhaps I was a little over enthusiastic at the time given my state of mind BUT, having said that, I guarantee that she would still impress me if I was sober. At the time I was completely blown away (no dirty jokes please)!

But that's now the point - I was in the perfect situation, and still NO SEX!!!

titiany

2,122 posts

255 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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do you not think, perhaps, that she was merely waiting for you to leave??

DanBoy

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Thursday 20th January 2005
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anonymous said:
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Didn't know whether I was going up or down... Indeed.

selmer

2,760 posts

265 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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You could have asked her for a plaster cast.

titiany

2,122 posts

255 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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selmer said:
You could have asked her for a plaster cast.


eh?

2 Smokin Barrels

31,716 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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Have you seen the other thread going around? Posted by some girl. She reckons that this boring bloke followed her home. The only way she could keep awake & keep him at bay was to pretend she liked Hendrix?

DanBoy

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Thursday 20th January 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
Have you seen the other thread going around? Posted by some girl. She reckons that this boring bloke followed her home. The only way she could keep awake & keep him at bay was to pretend she liked Hendrix?


titiany

2,122 posts

255 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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aww don't listen to him danboy. I'm sure she was just wowing you whilst simultaneously maintaining her integrity.

2 Smokin Barrels

31,716 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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titiany said:
aww don't listen to him danboy. I'm sure she was just wowing you whilst simultaneously maintaining her integrity.


DanBoy

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Thursday 20th January 2005
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titiany said:
aww don't listen to him danboy. I'm sure she was just wowing you whilst simultaneously maintaining her integrity.


Don't be stupid - I could never find a woman like that!!!



I think it was the wacky baccy that set her off to be honest.

titiany

2,122 posts

255 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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DanBoy said:

Don't be stupid - I could never find a woman like that!!!



well if that's your frame of mind then you got what you deserved... - a night of musical passion and little else

vixpy1

42,697 posts

287 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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titiany said:


a night of musical passion


Is'nt that what every bloke gets?

titiany

2,122 posts

255 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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vixpy1 said:

titiany said:


a night of musical passion



Is'nt that what every bloke gets?



i said musical, not screaming...

vixpy1

42,697 posts

287 months

Thursday 20th January 2005
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titiany said:



i said musical, not screaming...


Hell, sometimes it sounds musical!