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On Saturday I went out, firstly to a mates flat for a few drinks and to catch up, as he's just moved down to my local area.
We then went to a pub where we met a few people with whom we went to college a long time ago, and got chatting to them. We got very drunk...
I got chatting (drunkenly) to a girl who I saw at the bar, things moved on and we went back to her place. I couldn't help noticing, after she'd closed her bedroom door (she lives with two other girls!) that her room was actually a kind of shrine to Jimi Hendrix.
I made the mistake of mentioning this and, bizarrely, the conversation turned from what was mostly random noises into a conversation about Hendrix. She then explained that she is a bit obsessed with Jimi Hendrix and that he is her inspiration to write songs...
From that point hours of about midnight until 3am I sat on her bed whilst she played guitar and sang me songs that she'd written. She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so, and is currently trying very hard to get a record deal...
But the point is I never got laid.
We then went to a pub where we met a few people with whom we went to college a long time ago, and got chatting to them. We got very drunk...
I got chatting (drunkenly) to a girl who I saw at the bar, things moved on and we went back to her place. I couldn't help noticing, after she'd closed her bedroom door (she lives with two other girls!) that her room was actually a kind of shrine to Jimi Hendrix.
I made the mistake of mentioning this and, bizarrely, the conversation turned from what was mostly random noises into a conversation about Hendrix. She then explained that she is a bit obsessed with Jimi Hendrix and that he is her inspiration to write songs...
From that point hours of about midnight until 3am I sat on her bed whilst she played guitar and sang me songs that she'd written. She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so, and is currently trying very hard to get a record deal...
But the point is I never got laid.

My sister's a huge Hendrix fan and wants to be a professional musician. Oddly enough, she was on the phone to me earlier saying she'd met a bloke at a pub on Saturday and needed a lift home. She blagged her way into his car (some crappy Toyota, apparently). However, the bloke seemed to take a liking to her but he was some sort of retard.
mybrainhurts said:
DanBoy said:
She is hugely talented, and I really do mean massively so.......
Reserve judgement 'til you've listened sober......
No, but really - She is!
Perhaps I was a little over enthusiastic at the time given my state of mind BUT, having said that, I guarantee that she would still impress me if I was sober. At the time I was completely blown away (no dirty jokes please)!
But that's now the point - I was in the perfect situation, and still NO SEX!!!

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