Things you never want to hear

[busta]

In response to the things you never want to say:

markmullen said:

Things you never want to hear? "No nurse, I said prick his boil"

Police sirens.


Bernie

[markmullen]

As a surfer I really don't want to have to hear one of these:

though I am sure it would be a welcome sound in the right circumstances

[thebluemonkey]

Guilty

[zetec]

Is it in!!

[Muncher]

zetec said:

Is it in!!

LOL

[tallbloke]

Clickety clickety rattle crunch BANG

[planetdave]

It's not you, it's me.

[nonegreen]

Not now I have a headache

[v8thunder]

"And the motion to ban all motor vehicles from town centres, introduce a blanket speed limit of 30 mph and restrict use of the roads to cars of 600cc and above is...passed by 150 votes..."

[titiany]

wake up, darlin'. I know it's 2 in the morning, but, fancy a quickie???

[vixpy1]

titiany said:

wake up, darlin'. I know it's 2 in the morning, but, fancy a quickie???

Well, its only a couple of hours away?

[titiany]

vixpy1 said:

titiany said: wake up, darlin'. I know it's 2 in the morning, but, fancy a quickie??? Well, its only a couple of hours away?

LMAO

[selmer]

A friend of mine was in hospital with a broken back. After afew daays a doctoe came in and started drawing dotted lines on his ankles with words to the effect "So it's both feet coming off then..."

[v15ben]

"NOS and a nice phat exhaust?
That'll be two hundred and fifty pounds for the micra sir!"

[busta]

Another song by the spice girls.

Bernie

[v15ben]

"That's a third term confirmed now for Tony Blair's Labour government."

[ErnestM]

"Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton!"




ErnestM

[just dave]

ErnestM said:

"Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton!" ErnestM

TOO, TOO scary!!!! If that happens, I may move.

[paolow]

im pregnant

[love machine]

paolow said:

im pregnant

Yep, I can't even look after myself yet!