Britains a country of pigs.
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Just got in from a coupla miles hike, and up and down a particular hill "X" number of times...
Walking on the way home i noticed the verges....full to the gunnells with cans,plastic bottles, chav snack food wrappers, old sandwiches (ham and cheese i believe),rusty bike frames, the odd tyre or 3, old Xmas trees, potted plants (complete with pot), various carrier and bin bags thrown into the trees and bushes and the compulsory shopping trolley and "maccy D's" bags.
I have concluded that there is no good reason for all this stuff to be where it was (200 metre stretch) leading me to further conclude thus: Britain has a population comprised of a bunch of scummy pigs!
What other possible reason could there be for such god-awful littering?
Is it really too much hassle to just put it in the bin or take it to the refuse/recycling area?
It must be for these bottom feeders.
And now to the remedy:
1) Outlaw Macdonalds/kentucky fried shite and others, its no good for you anyways! And charge an environmental levy of 20 quid on every happy meal sold.
2) Litterlouts to be kicked in the nuts and their trash force fed them, (hey! Is that a car tyre? too bad! Ya shouldnt have dumped it!)
3)Persistent litterers? (spelling?) forced to live in a rubbish skip for a fortnight and copious amounts of liquid poo dumped on them for the duration...(stop me if im going too extreme)...
To sum up: These animals, these PIGS need teaching a lesson; Stop dumping your trash on our verges you PIGS!
Walking on the way home i noticed the verges....full to the gunnells with cans,plastic bottles, chav snack food wrappers, old sandwiches (ham and cheese i believe),rusty bike frames, the odd tyre or 3, old Xmas trees, potted plants (complete with pot), various carrier and bin bags thrown into the trees and bushes and the compulsory shopping trolley and "maccy D's" bags.
I have concluded that there is no good reason for all this stuff to be where it was (200 metre stretch) leading me to further conclude thus: Britain has a population comprised of a bunch of scummy pigs!
What other possible reason could there be for such god-awful littering?
Is it really too much hassle to just put it in the bin or take it to the refuse/recycling area?
It must be for these bottom feeders.
And now to the remedy:
1) Outlaw Macdonalds/kentucky fried shite and others, its no good for you anyways! And charge an environmental levy of 20 quid on every happy meal sold.
2) Litterlouts to be kicked in the nuts and their trash force fed them, (hey! Is that a car tyre? too bad! Ya shouldnt have dumped it!)
3)Persistent litterers? (spelling?) forced to live in a rubbish skip for a fortnight and copious amounts of liquid poo dumped on them for the duration...(stop me if im going too extreme)...
To sum up: These animals, these PIGS need teaching a lesson; Stop dumping your trash on our verges you PIGS!
DeltaFox said:
To sum up: These animals, these PIGS need teaching a lesson; Stop dumping your trash on our verges you PIGS!
I'm with you on this one, deltaf.
Why the ferk should we have to employ people to pick up what ferkin litter-louts should have shoved in the bin anyway.
I think the kicking in the nuts idea has great merit, too.
Spot on. The two things that wind me up are litter and spitting (both related I guess)
Littering is something that crosses boundry's of class, age and sex - there seems to be no shame with some.
I've also noticed that some of the biggest culprits are those who are the most clean and tidy in general and at home. Perhaps this is because unlike a scruff like me, they are unwilling to hold onto their wrappers until they find a bin?
>> Edited by rpguk on Friday 21st January 14:39
Littering is something that crosses boundry's of class, age and sex - there seems to be no shame with some.
I've also noticed that some of the biggest culprits are those who are the most clean and tidy in general and at home. Perhaps this is because unlike a scruff like me, they are unwilling to hold onto their wrappers until they find a bin?
>> Edited by rpguk on Friday 21st January 14:39
Totally agree with you here, although I would have to rethink some of your punishments, they do go quite far enough.
I will admit that I'm not totally blameless here as I smoke and have been known to VERY occassionally push a used tissue throught the car window (these degrade to almost nothing in a few days, especially if raining.)Where possible I do tend to put my cigarettes out and place the butt in a bin or take it home to dispose of it.
What really annoys me are things like sweet wrappers and the fast food paper bag, usually stuffed with drink carton, fries and burger boxes etc. thrown out the car window/on the street. There really is no excuse for this kind of behaviour.
I have a friend who was traveling behind a chav wagon in his Caterham a year or so ago who ended up with fully filled a Muckdonalds bag in his passenger seat.
Luckily it was a hot day and he was able to pass it back to occupants of the chavmobile at the next set of lights. Unfortunately the lid on the half drunk beverage had lossened itself though and plastered the chaved up red suade (swade?) dash...
I will admit that I'm not totally blameless here as I smoke and have been known to VERY occassionally push a used tissue throught the car window (these degrade to almost nothing in a few days, especially if raining.)Where possible I do tend to put my cigarettes out and place the butt in a bin or take it home to dispose of it.
What really annoys me are things like sweet wrappers and the fast food paper bag, usually stuffed with drink carton, fries and burger boxes etc. thrown out the car window/on the street. There really is no excuse for this kind of behaviour.
I have a friend who was traveling behind a chav wagon in his Caterham a year or so ago who ended up with fully filled a Muckdonalds bag in his passenger seat.
Luckily it was a hot day and he was able to pass it back to occupants of the chavmobile at the next set of lights. Unfortunately the lid on the half drunk beverage had lossened itself though and plastered the chaved up red suade (swade?) dash...
JagLover said:
Another suggestion.
people who receive benefits should have to do some work to 'earn' the money- A few hours a week picking up litter should do the trick- as a bonus the Chav's might be a little less keen to throw everything on the streets if they are the ones picking it up again.
Id go with that one.
A better and more workable suggestion would be:
If a person has been long-term (i.e. over a year) unemployed for no good reason then they should be offered the opportunity to do some work for the community, such as litter picking, helping in care homes, etc. If they do this they will not get paid but they will get their normal benefit plus a small bonus. If they refuse for no good reason then their benefit would be cut.
Hey presto, the unemployed get to offer something useful back to society, councils get cheap labour and no-one is unfairly penalised. Everyone's happy.
I should be Prime Minister.
If a person has been long-term (i.e. over a year) unemployed for no good reason then they should be offered the opportunity to do some work for the community, such as litter picking, helping in care homes, etc. If they do this they will not get paid but they will get their normal benefit plus a small bonus. If they refuse for no good reason then their benefit would be cut.
Hey presto, the unemployed get to offer something useful back to society, councils get cheap labour and no-one is unfairly penalised. Everyone's happy.
I should be Prime Minister.
birdbrain said:
A better and more workable suggestion would be:
If a person has been long-term (i.e. over a year) unemployed for no good reason then they should be offered the opportunity to do some work for the community, such as litter picking, helping in care homes, etc. If they do this they will not get paid but they will get their normal benefit plus a small bonus. If they refuse for no good reason then their benefit would be cut.
Hey presto, the unemployed get to offer something useful back to society, councils get cheap labour and no-one is unfairly penalised. Everyone's happy.
I should be Prime Minister.
BirdBrain for PM!
Yes!! it never ceases to amaze me the lengths people will go to to drop their rubbish. Often just a few miles from the council recycling centre (or dump, as we like to call it)
About time rubbish clearing was used as punishment for minor scummy crimes. At least the community at large would get some benefit out of it.
About time rubbish clearing was used as punishment for minor scummy crimes. At least the community at large would get some benefit out of it.
Pulled out of my driveway a while back and there was a chaviot boxing in the end of my access road so I patiently waited while the driver finished his conversation with his chavy mophead riding chum. However just as he started to pull away his, probably pregant, chav GF opens the passenger door and shoves half a kilo of empty fast phood wrappers out the door.
Well enough is enough I beep my horn as he wheelspins off up the road showing me the bird as he goes. I followed him at a very safe distance not making it that obviously he is being followed and eventually he turns into a cul-d-sac not that far from where I live, I leave it 5 mins and then stroll down the road and see the chaviot parked on the drive outside his house. Actually it was probably his parents house cos it was a nice area.... though he could have been burgling it!!.
Bins at my house come on Monday morning so next Sunday night I am round his abode, sure enough his chaviot is on the drive and the wheely bin is parked outside. After depositing a few nappies (Mrs thestag had three kids in 2 years!!!) on his P&J I tip the wheely bin all over his driveway and around the car. I then thoughtfully left a note under his windscreen wiper asking him to be a bit more conciderate where he throws his rubbish in future..
I drove past later that day and all the rubbish was back in the dustbin which was still outside the house, I guess that mummy and daddy had the little oik out of bed before midday to clear up all the mess up.
What goes around, comes around
Problem is that they missed the dustcart so I guess his GF will have a legitimate reason for chucking her rubbish out the car now
>> Edited by richardthestag on Friday 21st January 15:20
Well enough is enough I beep my horn as he wheelspins off up the road showing me the bird as he goes. I followed him at a very safe distance not making it that obviously he is being followed and eventually he turns into a cul-d-sac not that far from where I live, I leave it 5 mins and then stroll down the road and see the chaviot parked on the drive outside his house. Actually it was probably his parents house cos it was a nice area.... though he could have been burgling it!!.
Bins at my house come on Monday morning so next Sunday night I am round his abode, sure enough his chaviot is on the drive and the wheely bin is parked outside. After depositing a few nappies (Mrs thestag had three kids in 2 years!!!) on his P&J I tip the wheely bin all over his driveway and around the car. I then thoughtfully left a note under his windscreen wiper asking him to be a bit more conciderate where he throws his rubbish in future..
I drove past later that day and all the rubbish was back in the dustbin which was still outside the house, I guess that mummy and daddy had the little oik out of bed before midday to clear up all the mess up.
What goes around, comes around
Problem is that they missed the dustcart so I guess his GF will have a legitimate reason for chucking her rubbish out the car now
>> Edited by richardthestag on Friday 21st January 15:20
richardthestag said:
Pulled out of my driveway a while back and there was a chaviot boxing in the end of my access road so I patiently waited while the driver finished his conversation with his chavy mophead riding chum. However just as he started to pull away his, probably pregant, chav GF opens the passenger door and shoves half a kilo of empty fast phood wrappers out the door.
Well enough is enough I beep my horn as he wheelspins off up the road showing me the bird as he goes. I followed him at a very safe distance not making it that obviously he is being followed and eventually he turns into a cul-d-sac not that far from where I live, I leave it 5 mins and then stroll down the road and see the chaviot parked on the drive outside his house. Actually it was probably his parents house cos it was a nice area.... though he could have been burgling it!!.
Bins at my house come on Monday morning so next Sunday night I am round his abode, sure enough his chaviot is on the drive and the wheely bin is parked outside. After depositing a few nappies (Mrs thestag had three kids in 2 years!!!) on his P&J I tip the wheely bin all over his driveway and around the car. I then thoughtfully left a note under his windscreen wiper asking him to be a bit more conciderate where he throws his rubbish in future..
I drove past later that day and all the rubbish was back in the dustbin which was still outside the house, I guess that mummy and daddy had the little oik out of bed before midday to clear up all the mess up.
What goes around, comes around
Problem is that they missed the dustcart so I guess his GF will have a legitimate reason for chucking her rubbish out the car now
>> Edited by richardthestag on Friday 21st January 15:20
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