Rogers Profanisaurus

[towman]

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For you colonials who don`t know what this is, it`s the definitive dictionary of English swearing.

[Scoobz]

Roger said:

shatkins n. Rapid, astonishingly effective diet based on the somewhat controversial theory that the most effective way to lose weight is to acquire a bacterial stomach infection by the intake of meat only, especially 2am burger bar fayre. 'Good grief, you've lost weight since yesterday.' 'Yes, six stones. I've been on the shatkins diet.'

quality....

[towman]

roger said:

finding a peanut in a kebab. Descriptive of the difficulty encountered when a gentleman attempts to locate the wail switch during foreplay.

[towman]

roger also said:

Japanese flag . Appearance of the botty when blighted by ring sting ). As in: "Aaagh! Ooyah! I'm sitting on a Japanese flag".

[Scoobz]

wail switch...



I have found my level...

[towman]

One for the Chavs......


Argosm .
A joyless, spirit-sapping orgasm achieved using a catalogue.