There are some odd ppl online

[Pastor Brian]

Interesting run-in I had with some guy I dont even know about some girl I dont even know that I apparently ed.

and heres the conversation we had
rasywhitekid: HOW U KNO KAY
CarMan355s: ?
CarMan355s: kay?
Crasywhitekid: KAYLA
Crasywhitekid: ??

Crasywhitekid: WELL
CarMan355s: whats her sn?
Crasywhitekid: U KNO WHO IM TALKIN BOUT DONT ACT STUPID I AINT 1 OF UR LITTLE FRIENDS
CarMan355s: yeah, ur a faggot?
CarMan355s: u gonna beat my ass?
CarMan355s: jump me with ur friends?
Crasywhitekid: NA.................
CarMan355s: have fun
Crasywhitekid: U AINT WORTH IT
CarMan355s: thanks
Crasywhitekid: JIMM
CarMan355s: glad to know
CarMan355s: jim?
CarMan355s: i ed kayla
CarMan355s: and her dog
Crasywhitekid: NO U DIDNT
CarMan355s: it was good
CarMan355s: CarMan355s: i ed kayla
CarMan355s: and her dog
CarMan355s: CarMan355s: i ed kayla
CarMan355s: and her dog
Crasywhitekid: DUDE I WOULD KILL U FORREAL
CarMan355s: stfu
Crasywhitekid: MAKE ME
CarMan355s: seriously, i dun care
Crasywhitekid:
CarMan355s: state ur purpose or stfu
Crasywhitekid: PHILLY
CarMan355s: CarMan355s: state ur purpose or stfu
Crasywhitekid: COME MAKE ME
CarMan355s: CarMan355s: state ur purpose or stfu
Crasywhitekid: UR A DISGRACE TO WHITE PPL
CarMan355s: CarMan355s: state ur purpose or stfu
Crasywhitekid: URA NERD
Crasywhitekid: DUDE
CarMan355s: u get picked on at school or something
CarMan355s: but too small to fight back
CarMan355s: feel tough behind ur box dont you?
Crasywhitekid: HAHA
Crasywhitekid: YEA
Crasywhitekid: IM DONE SCHOOL
Crasywhitekid: I GRADUATED LAST YEAR
CarMan355s: should i be scared?
Crasywhitekid: WHERE U FROM
Crasywhitekid: THAT MADE NO SENSE
CarMan355s: gonna come hump my leg or something?
Crasywhitekid: SHOULD U BE SCRED I GRADUATED
CarMan355s: why are u talking to me?
Crasywhitekid: BECAUSE U IM MY GIRL AGAIN I WILL FIND U !!!!!
Crasywhitekid: MY POPS A COP
CarMan355s: wait, whos ur girl?
CarMan355s: at least gimme a sn u in tard
CarMan355s: and i dun care if ur dads a cop
Crasywhitekid: I CAN GET UR ADDRESS
Crasywhitekid: KayKitty237
CarMan355s: why? wanna come hump my leg
Crasywhitekid: NA
Crasywhitekid: ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U
CarMan355s: ok
CarMan355s: i hope u feel big
Crasywhitekid: NO I KNO I AM
Crasywhitekid: I DONT NEED U TO THINK UR TOUGH ON AOL
CarMan355s: and you need to tell me all this because......
CarMan355s: i dont even use aol nub
Crasywhitekid: ALRIGHT NIGGER
Crasywhitekid: CHILL
CarMan355s: wow
CarMan355s: were u in special ed in school?
Crasywhitekid: YEA UR MOM WENT THERE RIGHT
CarMan355s: yeah she did
CarMan355s: how'd you know?
Crasywhitekid: DUDE WHERE U FROM
CarMan355s: maryland
Crasywhitekid: HAHA
Crasywhitekid: U NEVER SEEN KAYLA
CarMan355s: *address edited out*
CarMan355s: come kick my ass
Crasywhitekid: IM COOL
CarMan355s: COME KICK MY ASS
Crasywhitekid: I KNO U AINT EVER GONNA SEE HER NO NEED TO DO IT
CarMan355s: wtf are u even talking about?
Crasywhitekid: DONT IM THIS S/N
CarMan355s: seriously, go back to special ed
Crasywhitekid: KayKitty237
CarMan355s: i just did
CarMan355s: KayKitty237: sum one from this sn imed me on satinslilangel91 and new everything bout me
CarMan355s: thats great?
Crasywhitekid: HAHA
CarMan355s: OHHHHH NOOO, beat my ass?
CarMan355s: fag
Crasywhitekid: DUDE U DUNNO ME I WILL KILL U
CarMan355s: Crasywhitekid: ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U
CarMan355s: come do it
Crasywhitekid: UR TO FAR
CarMan355s: i gave u my address, come beat my ass
Crasywhitekid: COME TO MY HOUSE
Crasywhitekid: GOTO KAYLAS
CarMan355s: why the would i bother?
Crasywhitekid: DARE YA
CarMan355s: ur pathetic
Crasywhitekid: U ED HER
Crasywhitekid: DO IT AGAIN
CarMan355s: yeah.....
CarMan355s: i ed her
Crasywhitekid: WHATS UR NAME
Crasywhitekid: ??
CarMan355s: Andrew Smouse
CarMan355s: come beat my ass faggot
Crasywhitekid: IMA FAG UR THE 1 ACTIN TOUGH ON AOL
CarMan355s: yeah.........
CarMan355s: i gave u my address now beat my ass
Crasywhitekid: I GAVE U MINE
CarMan355s: no u didnt.......
Crasywhitekid: PHILLY PA 19111 FRIENDSHIP AND OAKLEY 411 FRIENDSHIP
CarMan355s: ok
CarMan355s: want a cookie?
Crasywhitekid: NAW I AINT A NIGGER
CarMan355s: ok
CarMan355s: thats great
CarMan355s: niggers are good people
Crasywhitekid: I WANT UR TEETH SMAMSED ON THE COCRETE
CarMan355s: ok
CarMan355s: im proud of you man, threatening kids on the net like this. takes some guts man
CarMan355s: i wish i could shake ur hand
Crasywhitekid: BUDDY UR 15
CarMan355s: ok?
Crasywhitekid: UR NOT A KID NO MORE
Crasywhitekid: :-
CarMan355s: k?
Crasywhitekid: SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U I
CarMan355s: yeah
CarMan355s: you completely missed the point of what im said, i wish i could shake your hand for the fact that ur sooo retarded and passed special ed
Crasywhitekid: GET HEART
Crasywhitekid: HAHA
CarMan355s: dude, why not just leave me alone?
Crasywhitekid: COME 2 PHILLY
CarMan355s: why?
Crasywhitekid: CAUSE UR A BITCH
CarMan355s: cause i dont care more like
Crasywhitekid: UR A BITCH THATS WHY
Crasywhitekid: U SAY U ED HER
CarMan355s: ok?
Crasywhitekid: WELL COME TO PHILLY
CarMan355s: did i her?
CarMan355s: i cant remember
Crasywhitekid: NO U DIDNT
Crasywhitekid: U NEVER MET HER
CarMan355s: should i?
Crasywhitekid: YEA
CarMan355s: if i never met her why the are you talking to me
Crasywhitekid: BECASEU
Crasywhitekid: URA DUMBASS
CarMan355s: funny, i was thinking the exact same thing about you
Crasywhitekid: U CANT BEAT ME THOUGH EITHER CAN UR POPS OR BROTHER
CarMan355s: wow?
Crasywhitekid: ;-)
Crasywhitekid: BITCH
CarMan355s: omfg, im sorry i talked shit to you man
Crasywhitekid: ENTER
CarMan355s: dude, im totally scared of you
CarMan355s: like, please, just dont hurt me
CarMan355s: ur sooo cool kid
Crasywhitekid: UR HEARTS BEATIN TO FAST
CarMan355s: really?
CarMan355s: im that scared?
Crasywhitekid: DONT MAKE ME PUT UR HEAT IN UR STOMICH SERIOUSLY
CarMan355s: whats that even mean?
Crasywhitekid: ILL SHOOT YA
CarMan355s: goo for it
Crasywhitekid: COME TO PHILLY
Crasywhitekid: OR KAYLAS
CarMan355s: please, im begging you, prove how tough you are
Crasywhitekid: U WILL BE SHOT ITS A PROMISE
CarMan355s: why the would i go there, the thing is, i dun in care
CarMan355s: if u were tough you would come to my place and shoot me
Crasywhitekid: EXACTLY U DONT CAUSE UR A BITCH
CarMan355s: but apparently you wont, thus ur a little pussy
Crasywhitekid: UP
Crasywhitekid: YUP
CarMan355s: honestly now, my iq has dropped like 10 points from this convo, so im just gonna block you now. ok?
CarMan355s: have fun living on welfare
Crasywhitekid: LOOK 1 SEC
Crasywhitekid: HAHA BUDDY I LIVE ON WELFARE I GOT MORE MONEY ULL EVER HAVE GET HEART COME TO KAYLAS
Crasywhitekid: U SCRED
Crasywhitekid: YUP
Crasywhitekid: UR SCARED OF PUSSY
Crasywhitekid: MEMBER IMA PUSSY
Crasywhitekid: LOOK MOST OF MY UNCLES ARE IN THE ITALIAN MOFIA MY OTHER SIDE IS IRISH MOB SO CHILL WIT UR MOUTH ]
CarMan355s: i wonder how much i can get for this convo on ebay. couple bucks i bet, its just sooo in great, like a movie. A comedy and action film, we got you, the special ed bad ass, and me, well im just kinda the guy getting annoyed by the retard

quite a funny read, but I just dont understand what drives these people to act like such peasants. They really need a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the net. This guy def deserves it.

[moleamol]

Why you edit your address out boy? I wanna come shout at you like a bitch.

[Pastor Brian]

Ive had enough pointless shouting for one evening.

[moleamol]

Well then godnight Shitzu boy, work for me tomorrow

[Pastor Brian]

Meh, I dont work on off days.

[omitchell]

italian mofia... never heard of them and irish mob, again never heard of them, somehow all idiots are drawn to the internet like flies to sh!t, i see it as light hearted entertainment

[rico]

Thats awesome...

[mybrainhurts]

Must be the vicar winding down after a day in the office.......

[lotuslad]

What the Dickens? Barely understood a word of that discourse I'm afraid. Was it a contretemps concerning a young lady's virtue?

[towman]

thread said:

CarMan355s: i wonder how much i can get for this convo on ebay. couple bucks i bet, its just sooo ****in great, like a movie. A comedy and action film, we got you, the special ed bad ass, and me, well im just kinda the guy getting annoyed by the retard

Well it beats Ted`s "Behave - Thread Closed"

[munter]

Apparently the word k can be used as almost every word in a sentance!

I love people like that. They make me feel good about myself. Although I do worry that they might survive long enough to breed....

[off_again]

munter said:

Apparently the word k can be used as almost every word in a sentance!

Ahah, Denis Leary was proven right after all....

well go yourself you ing er

[dick dastardly]

"stfu" - that's beautiful, mind if I borrow it?

BTW, speaking of crazy people online, I just found this website and have spent the last hour literally rolling on the floor: www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

[TurboNelly]

In which dialect did this discourse take place?

I'm completely lost. Is this how the young folk converse nowadays?

[FourWheelDrift]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I was just about to ask the same thing

[Pastor Brian]

FourWheelDrift said:

anonymous said: [redacted] I was just about to ask the same thing

hard to tell, aint it?

[ywouldi]

You do realise that he does think he knows who your are. i.e. someones gonna get some greif outta this LOL!

[Vixpy1]

You think thats bad..

I just emailed a girl on a dating site called Samantha..

I started 'dear Sarah'




Boks!

[markmullen]

Vixpy1 said:

I just emailed a girl on a dating site called Samantha.. I started 'dear Sarah'

[Vixpy1]

This is the follow up:

Hi Samantha,

Sorry.. I'll just get your name right shall I..

ooops.

I'll get me coat!