The "wet hand" conundrum

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

On another thread, Reg said:

R_U_LOCAL said:

Multi-tasking.

...

looking for somewhere to wipe the bogey you've just pulled from your nose

This reminds me of a question that I have never found a satisfactory answer to, in 25 years of driving.

After sneezing, what do you do with your wet hand?

[R_U_LOCAL]

Hold it out of the window till it dries.

Wait till a motorcyclist pulls up next to you at the lights and wipe it on their back.

Wait a few minutes and then stroke your wife's thigh suggestively (ok if they're wearing green trousers, not so good if they're wearing white jeans and you'll definitely be rumbled straight away if they're in a short skirt).

Crash into the car in front and use the airbag as a hanky.

[anonymous-user]

"Greensleeves"?

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

[spikeyhead]

Yesterday whilst sat at a set of traffic lights a very cute blonde in the car next to me had exactly this issue. I just hope she washed her hair when she got home.

[FlyingFin]

Use a handkerchief you uncouth lot!

[FlyingFin]

Use a handkerchief you uncouth lot!

[wst]

Then you have a pocket full of bogeys.

[R_U_LOCAL]