Insults.

[scruff400]

..just had an animated debate with one of my 'helpers' at work (I asked him to help me with something!)it went on for some time (the bigger boss had just had a go at him as well) untill he opted to take the initiative and end the discourse by offering with clear and distinct articulation:
'Why don't you and your big gay car go **** yourselves'. (..no sniggering at the back!!)
After considering his advice, would it be ethical?
Or should I sue?

Big gay car!! Very funny! What's the worst/funniest insult you've had?

[JonRB]

Are you sure he's not been playing with AutoInsult?

[plotloss]

In Mandarin chinese there is an insult thats held in almost god like reverance. I cant remember the statement in Mandarin but in English it translates as:

'Your mother owes my dog fcuk money'

However, to achieve its full effect you need to use it very very very sparingly.

Matt.

[Alex200mph]

'Why don't you and your big gay car go **** yourselves'.

quote:

so which page of the good sex guide is that on?!

[Dave_H]

How about...."When you were born the midwife looked at your face, then looked ate your @rse, then said to your Mother 'Well done Mrs[insert name] you've had twins"

[JonRB]

quote:How about...."When you were born the midwife looked at your face, then looked ate your @rse, then said to your Mother 'Well done Mrs[insert name] you've had twins"

Too long to be effective. How about "when you were born, the midwife didn't know which end to smack"?

[Alex200mph]

"when you were born, the midwife didn't know which end to smack"?

quote:
like it

[plotloss]

I cant remember who said it about who but theres a famous one about ugly women:

'Her face was her chapparone'

Matt.

[manu]

when you were born - your parents asked for a refund.

[Neil Menzies]

My favourite insult was a riposte by a stand-up comedian when heckled...

"Why are you so fat?"

"Because every time I fcuked your mother she gave me a biscuit".

[cockers]

quote:
"when you were born, the midwife didn't know which end to smack"?

quote:
like it

How about "when you were born, the midwife smacked your mother"?

[yertis]

Scruff - you wouldn't be that hairy fellow I see ploughing his Griff up and down the Gloucester Road would you?

(that was a genuine enquiry - not an insult)

[rthierry]

Reminds me of those famous Churchill quotes - Him (drunk and a Lady are in a lift:
- Lady: My God you are drunk!
- WC: Madam you are ugly.... tomorrow I'll be sober

[anonymous-user]

if my dog had a face like that, i'd make it walk backwards.

[Don]

I prefer curses to Insults...

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your underpants on a daily basis" etc etc

How about: "If my car's gay yours must be a ..."

Lesbian.
Comedian.
Ventriloquist. (think about it)
S**theap (too easy)

Or: "Isn't yours a little butch for you, handsome?" Accompanied with leery wink and the threat of a quick grope...

[Don]

quote:
if my dog had a face like that, i'd make it walk backwards.

LOL

BTW How's yer Dad, pablo? Might be down his way again soon..I'll try and say hello...

[elanturbo]

So whats your car then Scruffy? Keen to know what kind of car indicates your preference for the company of gentlemen.

[Don]

quote:
Reminds me of those famous Churchill quotes - Him (drunk and a Lady are in a lift:
- Lady: My God you are drunk!
- WC: Madam you are ugly.... tomorrow I'll be sober

The WC Fields quote was better...whilst drunk he was asked why he couldn't just drink water....

"Fish F*** in it.."

Its Friday....

[mdh]

What happened next then ???
Tell me more...

[anonymous-user]

quote:

quote:
if my dog had a face like that, i'd make it walk backwards.

LOL

BTW How's yer Dad, pablo? Might be down his way again soon..I'll try and say hello...

he's good, has a new hobby crashing radio control aeroplanes!......still has the Z3 beacuse "its reliable!" might get him out in the kart soon!......that should be a laugh!